It all started out with Dan and Leah discussing whether Barbies were the right kind of chicks. They didn't have pubes, and, more importantly, they lacked NIPPLES. "Would you rather have a girl with huge tits NIPPLELESS, or a girl with smaller, more NORMALLY SIZED tits, but equipped with nipples?" "NIPPLES ALL THE WAY!"
And that's where it all began.
Now we're a political campaign and want your vote. We're putting Dan up for president. Heh. Anyway, until that's LEGALLY POSSIBLE, print the following out and PUT IT ON YOUR DOOR!
A genuine LEAH original. (leah bows)