THIS IS A NO SPAWNING ZONE
One day, Air and Water - collaboratively known as *M*I*S*T* - (it was either that or *H*U*M*I*D*I*T*Y*, which didn't have the same "moxie") were sitting in the basement of Water's house, watching a Goosebumps movie with Water's little sister as Air tutored her (the little sister) in math. Two children wanted to go in the basement, it seemed, but the father was putting a padlock on the door, so they couldn't. (this was in the movie, now). The children stared at the father incredulously (if you don't know what that means, get a dictionary) and he suddenly hollered, "DON'T GAWK AT ME!!" This, to *M*I*S*T*, was vaguely amusing. That's where the gawking part is from.
A few weeks later, they were discussing possible couples, putting together people they both knew (if not personally, through the other one) and imagining their children. The two people in the picture you clicked on to get here had the worst imaginable children together. Hence, they are not permitted to spawn together. (Nor should they be spawning with anyone else. But that is another matter relating to intelligence and overpopulation that neither Water nor Air are getting into right now.) (Let's just say that there are too many stupid children out there as it is. Air and Water are going to adopt to help stop this flow of uneducated and ugly masses.)
The children of Horse and LongHair (as they will be referred to from here on in, sounds Native American, doesn't it?) are strange unintelligent creatures with big noses who watch wrestling and whine and poke each other with pitchforks. They perform strange rituals in their basements.
