FINISHED BY LEAH'S BIRTHDAY

ASKING FOR IT

WELL SPLICED says Leah... It's about feminism but not the bad kind of feminism in which men are better than women but more about female empowerment and it's about the bad kind of girl - the one who sells her soul. It's also about self-esteem. You can pretty much figure it out from there, kids.

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

I'm not good at titling things. I probably had a title for this at one point but it's too late to think of a new one now. I did this in a sort of black mood I guess - the red water isn't water - it's blood, in case you couldn't figure it out, kids.

BRUISE

Lots of bright colors! I don't know; I felt like experimenting with bright colors just because they don't often come to mind when I'm drawing. I decided it was time to use some pink, kids! Are you feeling the maternal instinct here? Everyone needs a little pink... And it's a pissed-off type of pink, so, kids, go fuck yourselves!

CHAIR OF PERSEPHONE

Is it a chair? Does the chair exist only in your mind? Is the world around you a mere figment of your imagination? Figment was a purple dinosaur at Disney World (but that has nothing to do with anything). I like the way the colors turned out on this one even if the scanner messed them up. sort of elemental and seasonal themes - you can figure it out, kids, I hope...

DISTANCE

Bad times with Bill, I suppose. Broomsticks. Ass. Etcetera... Kids.

HAIR

Do you like your hair, children? Notice I didn't say "kids!" ... Damn.

POMPADOUR DE FANTASTIQUE

I would like to do a big, full-scale painting of this that would blow all of your minds, kids.

PSEUDO EGGPLANT (RED PEAR)

It really did start out as a red pear, but ended up looking more like an eggplant. I hate eggplant. It's a stupid vegetable/fruit - whatever it is. If you eat from this fruit, you'll know what I know. And then you'll die... kids...