Well, this session only had four members of the coalition: Jessie, Elizabeth, Leah, Dan. Niki, and our newly added Andrei, weren't there. Let's talk briefly about what transpired.
WE RAN FROM DOOBIS. There is a truly terrifying lunchlady, I'd say around 20 or so, who brags to us (yes, brags) about her community college. She's like five feet tall, with blonde hair pulled into a ponytail, a smushed face, bluish bulging eyes, huge glasses, and tight black eighties denims. Are you traumatized yet?
WE RAN FROM FIRST-YEARS. One in particular shoved her beanie baby right in our faces and asked us in a sing-song voice if we could find her name on the back of a shirt with her class on it. We told her "no." We told her "go away." Dan started screaming "you're ugly! you're a moron! go away! we hate you!". She pouted and said it wasn't nice. Jessie told her that she wasn't nice for bothering us. We all had nightmares accoridngly.
WE RAN FROM POSEURS. There was a really fat obnoxious kid who had a shirt that said "I shall not instigate revolution" when you know this kid has not a speck of rebel in him. Jessie, who actually goes to protests, flipped out at this idiot. There was a skinny guy who went on and on about how we shouldn't laugh at hypothetical situations. He wore his pentacles both rightside up and upside down. Heil Satan? Someone help us get away from this kid. Lastly, there was a boy who looked like my xbf Josh (but less attractive), who wore a Fragile shirt. Unfortunately, he didn't know what Pretty Hate Machine was, and he wore his NIN patch UPSIDE DOWN on his bag. Just kill me now. He's like "I'm Trent Reznor reborn. I saw the sign in my dream." HOW CAN YOU BE TRENT REZNOR REBORN IF HE IS NOT DEAD? And the girl who claimed she was too deep for anyone to understand.
WE RAN FROM LIARS. Scary greasy people who claim hot people ask them out; girls who claim they remember being priestesses in the Temple of Isis (who doesn't remember that? what a clich�) and have had lots o'good sex (ya right). People who claim they're "downright gregarious" when you know they have no social aptitutde. Etc.
There are also people we didn't run away from. Dan, Leah, and Jessie took Psych together, which was a pretty good experience. Elizabeth took Writing 2B. Next session Leah and Jessie will move into Logic, and Elizabeth and Dan will move into Fiction. Hopefully they will have Leah and Jessie's teacher last year, Michael.
Leah and Dan became a couple. (BIG SHOCK)
Elizabeth became a phallic symbol.
Elizabeth ate SPRINKLES.
TONS AND TONS OF SPRINKLES.
(And Gummi Bears Too)
"Hey, aren't those made from horse hooves?" (Leah) "So?" (Jessie)
We followed Dusty around.
We did our work. (Kinda. Sometimes.)
"You suck the life out of everything!" (Leah to Peter) "EVERYTHING!" (Dan echo)
We made techno.
Sorta.
We told the Rinas how fat they were. "Did you know that there is fat in the water?" "Air?" "THey are such blimpoids this year."
Our daily schedule included a bagel (usually creme cheese) (sometimes butter by accident), a 20 oz Mountain Dew, bacterial meningitis, sprinkles, TICKLE FIGHTS, and mad crazy sex. (Kiddin.)
We saved the talent show. COUGH. COUGH.
MORON!
We imitated pirates. "I went to the pirate movie and I couldn't get in. You wanna know why? Because it was rated... RRRRRRRRRR!"
