MICHAEL AND MICHELLE: "Mom, they're both homosexuals." "Well, at least they won't distract each other!" ... They kicked Sarah out of class for making a CANOE comment... FICTION!
Well, Lydia wasn't there this year but that did NOT prevent us from having fun, fun fun! Saratoga Springs, Session 2, 2000 was the most kickin year EVER! Let's recap some things...
Niki still always wore white, except for the last dance, during which he donned a NINE INCH NAILS SHIRT (the glow-in-the-dark one: shocking).
Dan's hair is no longer one big fluffball. It is now GELLED.
Leah, as opposed to dying her hair wacky colors, has just put it in little braids.
Elizabeth and Jessie are still just as gorgeous as ever, Elizabeth in her "sluttish clothing" and Jessie "getting down with her inner skanky ho" at dances.
The CREATURE: a FREAKISH thing, neither man nor woman, with a fro and a stolky body, that eats its own foot pickings
BO BOY: a smelly male, tall and thin, looking like Young Manson... do not go within a radius of 20 feet: the stench comes in waves
RICK: "30 HOURS OF PAIN... ALL FOR YOU"
BLUES CLUES GUY: looks like Rick (maybe)
VIVIAN: "Well, we're assuming that Vivian, Jodi, and Jessie are all straight." "STOP ASSUMING!"
SARAH: "Listen, Josh, get out of the Queer Corner." SANDMAN. TERRY PRATCHETT/NEIL GAIMAN.
MICHAEL AND MICHELLE: "Mom, they're both homosexuals." "Well, at least they won't distract each other!" ... They kicked Sarah out of class for making a CANOE comment... FICTION!
CORINN: the best RA ever!!! "I've gotten more love in these five seconds than I got in my whole childhood!" ("You can't sing 'Closer' in the hallway, Jessie!")
JODI: the best hair! A+! The big pants getting soaked in the wet! Our adopted PNP member!
ANDREI: We're all glad you wore that shirt! WE ADOPTED HIM FOR HIS NIN SHIRT! He's shady in white... watch out for the secret spot...
JOSH: Anime anime anime anime ... look what I've written ... anime anime anime
GARRETT: (same) (oh yeah, and he's a "sexy hunk of man meat" aka "garrett the sexy bitch") ("Who wants to wake up to a Steaming Hot Cup Of Garrett?")
TRENT REZNOR: not a CTYer. Though we'd all do him.
GAILA: (sp?) Our more quiet member.
MIKE: He's angry because he couldn't go out with a lesbian (Sarah). "It's the only type of girl I've never gone out with before!" (IT'S NO FRICKIN WONDER)
SANDRA: She eats Orange Soda while eating Cheese Puffs... munch munch munch all day...
SOLITAIRE BOY: hums, sleeps, plays solitaire, all at the breakfast table. Tells Leah & Dan that THEY'RE weird. Humming includes "Glory Halleluia (sp?)."
THAT FREAKY CAFETERIA WOMAN: "That Manson stuff scares me, KoRn fan."
THAT FREAKY CAFETERIA OLD MAN: "YOU KILLED MY COW!"
BYRON: "I can't jerk off if he's in the room! LOOK AT HIM! He tucks in all of his shirts! WHAT A LITTLE GEEK!" Dr. Sneevel and the Twisted Triumverate.
MOLLY: lent Leah a pink shirt... Josh said it looked like she'd been shopping at Express... Almost trendy for a moment there...
THAT KID: who's friends with Byron and thinks Dan is the Devil... "oh you like nin?" (actually says "nin" as opposed to "nine inch nails" OUT LOUD: a taboo)
STEVE: first-year contemplative kid... Leah's new best friend
STEF: penguin girl
CAT: won't answer "the question" as to whether or not she's the servant or king of the castle... tight black jeans/cutoff jeans
YOURI: canadian ... that's all we have to say
BILL: not a CTYer. He will have a brookstick jammed up his nosepicking ASS...
HOOPS: ("he's hairy") Sugar Pills...
TONYA: too cool for the rest of us.
MEMORIES: We will always remember things like:
The way the dances were fun because we actually danced to them.
The second dance where we all showed up in NIN shirts and those funky Seuss Trippy hats.
THE PNP MEETINGS AT PNHQ. Every night. Meet market. (smile)
CTY holiday day and the giant lap orgy.
"Art weekly" (the beginning of our "discussion group"), Make stuff (YEP), and KINDERGARTEN FUN (with Corinn!).
Elizabeth's vinyl catsuit!
Mad humping. Not restricted to "The Humpty Dance" either.
"If you touch anywhere correctly, even if it's the stomach, you can get someone to orgasm." Forearm rubbing.
Lizzy-chu! Leah-chu! Danimal! Jesslet! Nickilypuff! ATTACK!
"Wouldn't YOU like to wake up to a steaming hot cup of Garrett?"
Lizzy, Leah, Niki, all reading on the last day. "1 - 2 - 3!" "WHOOMPA!" shouts the audience. "You know where your friends are."
Dan's scary class.
The Secret Spot just beyond PNP. "BLOWJOB!" those people on the bench were promiscuous... I just know it.
:)
LAST BUT NOT LEAST (my hand is about to fall off):
