The 2003/4 Seasons Long Winded, Non-Copyright Infringing Coventry City Fixture List�.
(Possibly in August and January) CCFC v Curry-house capital of England, whose boss was recently investigated�.
(November and March?) CCFC v Flat-broke, sh*t Villa-coloured kit wearing Northerners, with a habit of taking three points off CCFC�.
(Erm .... December and January?) CCFC v All police leave is usually cancelled when these sheep worrying �foreigners� are playing away�.
(Between August and April) CCFC v Town rated as train-spotter heaven, and classed as a Midlands side on a slow news day, or if they�re doing well. Responsible for some great young players � and Geoff Thomas�.
CCFC v Posh sounding London place, which is actually a bit of a hovel, the first name of which is the same as a female singer from the 70s (Miss Gayle) whose hair came down to her a*se�.
CCFC v Sheep-sh*gging East Midlanders, who were once run by a crooked chairman, but thankfully have a quality chairman set to take-over (Deepest sympathies)�.
CCFC v Kent�s only football team - unless the Dons decide to move down there too (More than likely to be played on Boxing Day or New Years Day, as it�s the furthest team away)
CCFC v Robby Bobson's old tractor boys, now Newcastle feeder team....
CCFC v No one likes these charming New(ish) Den dwelling East Londoners, who've been known to enter into a spot of fisty-cuffs (On and off the pitch).....
CCFC v Delia�s carrot-crunching, straw-chomping, tractor-boy hating, yokel �other� tractor-boy b*stards, who unforgiveably sold us Craig Bellamy�.
CCFC v Ram hating reds, whose most famous ex-boss liked a beverage or three, and whose town is famous for a bloke who used to wear tights and steal from people�.
CCFC v Cuddly Craig�s lily-white sh*te former Moyes boys, whose End flirted with relegation last season�.
CCFC v Over-achieving soccer team, whose town is better known for a (usually) quality music festival at the end of August�.
CCFC v Dour industrial Yorkshire town (Aren�t they all?!) beginning with the letter `R��.
CCFC v Last seasons `Always The Bridesmaid, Never The Bride� winners, whose main consolation was seeing their biggest rivals drop to D2 ....
CCFC v Red and White striped home for never made-its, and never likely toos, including a few CCFC cast-offs
CCFC v Stadium Of Sh*te dwelling embarrassments to Premier Division football, who employed a man whose tactics were stuck in the 50s (last season) in a bid to get them into Europe�.
CCFC v Poor relations of Midlands football, who usually borrow or buy Birmingham�s cast-offs and unwanteds (by the half-dozen)�.
CCFC v According to pig-ignorant Londoners*, nothing exists North of this place�.
CCFC v Midlands side who Boing! Boinged! back out of the Premiership minutes after finally getting there�.
CCFC v Relegated, claret-wearing Cockney geezers, whose theme tune is what Michael Jackson was �alleged� to have done to his pet monkey�.
CCFC v Bank-rolled, recently promoted Northern team, whose name sounds like something Bruce Forsyth wears to cover his baldy bonce�.
CCFC v Homeless, former hoof-ball merchants, who used to come from where the Wombles pick up litter.�
CCFC v Old gold wearing, dinosaur collecting, permanent D1 residents .... sorry, Wolves got promoted? This fixture back in 2004/5 season (Presuming CCFC don't re-gain their Premiership place back!).
* This obviously does not apply to CCFC supporting Londoners�.
(I hope you appreciate this exclusive - I slept with Graham Kelly to get these, only to find out he doesn�t work for the F.A. anymore. He�s definitely not as good as Gordon Taylor in the sac �. oops! Too much detail�.)
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