for more than one reason -
they way they act,
and how they dress for the season
we're both mammals
but not covered in hair
as far as mammals go
that's pretty rare.
we're got hair
but only in some places -
pits, pubes, head, legs
and parts of our faces
if we had more hair,
would people care?
i guess yes
really open peeps are rare
most would freak out,
they'd scream and run -
down in the south
they'd pull out their guns.
i don't think
it's that bad
think of the fun
to be had!
run around in new places
freaking people out
i can see the look on their faces!
movie star, porn star,
national enquirer, and jerry springer
wolfman lives!
you'd be a money maker!
women, well most women
would stay away
you would be hard-up
to get some play.
but some women -
you'd be set,
they'd want to get freaky
with the hairy beast they met.
Copyright Jan. 3, 2005 X Mackay