are some of the things
like ice cream and cheese
that make me say please!
without fat,
every ass would feel like a man's,
and breasts may bounce,
but not giggle
every woman would be like those poor female olympic gymnists -
puberty would never hit.
and landing on the beam in a split
would separate the women from the men.
sumo wrestling, opera singing,
and glow wrestling would not be the same.
and dolly parton's hills would be plain.
Copyright Nov. 21, 2004 X Mackay