Those are the words Dr. Andrew Conrad, a 37-year-old genetic scientist, has used to describe
his brand-spanking-new marriage to the Melrose Place and Ally McBeal star Courtney Thorne-
Smith.
I should probably tell you I fear Andy (who's sorta surfer handsome) was referring to his
shoulder-rubbings with stars--like Leonardo DiCaprio, next to whom Conrad was thrilled to
sit at a recent event--as much as his affection for his bride, whom he acquired last month.
Far more scandalous is the number of carats in Court's diamond engagement ring, if you ask
this avaricious a-hole: three and a half. That's all. Puny!
Look, this doc (who runs a genetics lab) is loaded--trust me. Couldn't he have sprung for
something a little more appropriate to that chic private community the newlyweds live in?
Big hint: Think Malibu.
By the way, as long as we're on things Courtney, I hear the babe whose blond locks have
disappeared faster than Calista Flockhart's weight is contracted to do 10 more episodes
of Ally. (Reps for Thorne-Smith and Ally did not comment.)
Just don't let Andy onto the set, Court--that's my advice. (Because you know how friendly
he got on the set of Melrose, don't you?)