Just what the world needs... another excuse to drink and party. If this is what you need, then The Melrose Place Drinking Game is what you�re looking for. Gather a group of Melrosians together, print a copy of the rules prior to the start of the show, then get ready for some non-stop gulping. And don�t worry about calories from the alcohol. You�ll be burning them off doing all those arm curls every time you bring your favorite beverage to your lips...
Please Note: Since the schedule for viewers
outside of the U.S./Canada is delayed by varying degrees, some otherwise outdated rules
are still listed. (Of course, even U.S./Canadian players can use the rules as they exist
by merely popping in one of their old Melrose favorites and reliving the adventure.
If you fall in this category, however, I recommend you seek professional help immediately,
or at least after you sober up.)
RULES:
* To be played while watching a repeat or while playing an old
episode of Melrose Place on videotape.
* Stock your refrig or liquor cabinet with your favorite beverage.
* Take a drink according to the instructions for your character (in this case: Alison Parker).
* Just remember, if you drink and drive, be careful, or you could end up at Wilshire Memorial
with the likes of Dr. Burns or Dr. Mancini taking care of you.
WARNING: Think twice before playing this game during any special two-hour episode!
* Adding/Deleting a Rule:
Sometimes, usually during the hangover period, many fan and Drinking Game player comes
up with an idea for either a new rule or a modification/deletion of an existing rule.
Well, I'm here to hear. If you have a suggestion, feel free to send it to me by e-mail:
mary18_nl@yahoo.
com (This version was originally plucked from the 'Net', but we can always revise
it! Who cares about Melrose being cancelled! We can relive the days through good
old videotapes!)
* Pre-Game Warm-Up:
The S&M (for "Stand and Model", you perverts) segment. During the opening credits, members
of the audience imitate the actress' shots. Audience drinks if the modeler pulls it off,
modeler chugs if she just looks dorky.
Note: If you choose Alison, then you must drink only vodka -- no ice, no mixers (just
like her!)
Alison drinks something non-alcoholic - drink alcohol for her.
ALISON PARKER
(For repeats, videotaped episodes, or international schedules
ONLY!)
Alison brushes her wispy hair from her face.
Alison shifts her eyes when she's looking someone else in the face.
Alison sticks out her lower jaw in disgust - 1 drink. An extra gulp if her tongue sticks
out slightly between her teeth.
Alison stares at the ground (deep in thought, no doubt).
Alison says "I owe you one" - 2 drinks!
Alison whispers a theory about something to Billy.
Close-up of Alison's huge cheekbones.
If Alison drinks, by all means drink with her!
Alison gives in to Billy.
Alison gasps her pathetic, whiny, "Ohhhh, Billy!!!" - entire bottle.
Alison tries to convince Billy to be nice to Brooke.
Alison tries to befriend another regular cast member, letting "bygones be bygones."
Alison is seen wearing those horrible white "Keds" with her blue jeans.
Alison is in bed with Jake kissing and hugging and Jane spots them. - 2 shots.
Alison apologizes to someone - two drinks.
Alison flicks/sticks out her tongue.
Alison completes her dialog/scene without flicking/sticking out her tongue.
Alison runs away from her problem instead of facing it.
Alison lets the camera show the "coco-puff" on her cheek.
Alison bites down on her lower lip in nervousness or pensiveness or whatever it is she's
trying to convey so ever annoyingly...
Alison takes a drink, after having just made a statement about how hard it is to quit.
Alison is shown driving her Ford Escort -- 2 drinks.