justapage

These are some of the funniest E-mails (and cutest) that I've ever gotten. I hope you all laugh as hard as I did.
Okay so maybe some of the blonde jokes aren't THAT funny...I mean...anyone could do that stuff...right...er...I mean...I have.

SCAM WARNING:
Date: Thu, 15 Jul 2004 08:54:04 - 0400
Subject: SCAM WARNING

I don't like those emails claiming hoax warnings as much as anyone, But this one is important! Send this warning to everyone on your email list! If someone comes to your door saying they're conducting a survey on deer ticks and asks you to take your clothes off don't do it!

IT IS A SCAM; they only want to see you naked. I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap now...

Blonde Jokes
Date: awe screw the date here are the jokes!

I knew a blonde who was so stupid that...
...She spent 20 min looking at the orange juice box because it said "Concentrate"
...She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.
...She tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order
...She sent me a fax with a stamp on it
...She tried to drown a fish
...She thought a quarterback was a refund
...She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
...She tripped over a cordless phone
...She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
...She asked for a price check at the dollar store
...She actually studied for a blood test
...When she heard that 90% of all accidents occured around the home-she moved.
...When she missed the 44 bus she took the 22 bus....twice.

HI sis!
I mean Courtney I'm kind of carried away there don't you think I'm funny? if you dont then I think your funnny? I miss you very much. Call me or send me a letter sometime.
Love,
Avery (6 yr old sister)

Subject: Pot vs. Beer (reasons to make marijuana legal)

1. Beer makes you slow and stupid.
2. Beer is the number 2 killing drug.
3.Cigarettes and Alchohol are legal and kill more people combined that marijuana times 1000.
4. Marijuana-a drug that kils ahhhh???-No one. And let's put it in a time frame...EVER!
5. If you want a better world: Legalize pot and this is why; If your at a concert or a ball game and someone is really violent, agressive, and obnoxious are they drunk or high?
6. I have never seen anyone on marijuana get in a fight because it's fuckin impossible.
7. Say you get in a car accident and you've been smoking pot your only going 4 miles an hour. "shit...we hit something."
"Forgot to open the garage door dude."
"It's okay. I forgot we were going in revers"
At leas no 1 was hurt. Garage door has to be replaced. BOOM a job has been created.