Bum (sticks urinal doohickey in Susan's face): "How ya doin" ?
Susan: "Groovy. How you doin ?"
Susan's patient get's caught drinking blood
Susan: "That's Nasty"
Susan asking for Luka
Susan "Were's Luka"
Chen "Sleeping"
Susan"With who"
Abby and Susna talking about losing the virginity
Abby: "I was 16. His name was Howie Thomas he was on the lecross team --(off Susan's laughter)
What whats wrong with Howie? What"
Susan:" He sounds like a plumber"
Abby:"We were terrified longest 20 seconds of my life"
Susan: "20 seconds"
Abby :"if you counted foreplay"
Carter telling Susan that he was stabbed and got addicted to drugs
Carter: "What disappointed in me?"
Susan:"No! Its just ....you were stabbed"
Carter:"Twice i dont recomend it"
Susan:"Can i see you scar?"
Carter:"What"
Susan:"Let me see your Scar"
Carter:"No"
Susan"Come on dont be bashfull"
Carter:"No.... Get your own"
Mark has yet another bad experience with the legal crap and HMO'S
Mark:"Ever get the feeling that the system isn't working?"
Susan:"Ah, your just figuring that out"
Carol is suppose to be watching a barrel of worms for a patient and she can't find them
Craol:"What happened to the worms in radiology?"
Susan:(Completely serious) "They're doing a consult"
Carol;"No those earthworms i left in a bucket in there and now there gone"
A sprinkler went off in OB and now all the pregnant woman are down in the ER and Susan is taking care of a young girl when a pregnant woman gets wheeled in talking about getting pregnant by aliens
Teen:"Your pregnant by Aliens"
Lady:"It was humiliating"
Susan:"I bet"
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