WARNING:
This page is for educational purposes only.
It is not recomended to try any of the following actions
If you however choose to ignore this warning
and use this intelligence in an unusal or cruel manner
you may be surprised how hard it is to
walk without kneecaps!
On the other hand there are still people out there
who really believe that these warning
texts can be safely ignored
I DON'T THINK SO!
So while you read this a secret Java applet will try to eradicade
your brain with a subliminal message
however you may be immune to these attempts
OK I made my point...
Didn't I
I can't Rem...
What was that word..
I don't know,
Polly wanna Cracker,
BLBLBLBLBLaghahgahg
Pfrrrrrt...
 

Subject Name:            Wizemann, Fred
Subject POB:              Mainz, Germany (W)
Subjekt DOB:              January 4th, 1974
Subject Sex: Yes
Subject Occupation:     Student
Subject Eyes:        Yes, Brown
Subject Hairs:       Yes, Brown
Subject Height:             5'4"
Subject Hobbies:          Theatre(acting & directing), Skiing, Chat, Trying to learn the tenor Banjo, Wobbeln

  Footage: Subject, foto from 1998
may be slightly outdated



 

Subject Resumée:

 

Pre-School: Kindergarten  Mainz Lerchenberg

(no footage available)


Elementary School:     Grundschule Mainz Marienborn


Foto footage: Subject's early criminal trait shown by striped Clothing,
Observe: blunt object with veil to conceal  potential weapons

Higher Education: Gonsbach Gymnasium

Missing footage

Reason: Subject was secretly trained by government agency, two times in camp Winterburg, known as secret training ground for guerilla tactics, camuflage, survival, torture ressistance and recogintion of strange foods.
Extensive Ski training through school, suspected Alpine tactics.
Warning Subject has been known to reach speeds above 50 mph, could cause problems in rough terrain.
Cryptography training: Latin amongst favoured code langugage.



 

Higher Education: Willigis Gymnaisum


Image: Sect symbol

Subject entered secret order known as Xc (X=7,8,9,10), Learns to speak french and has further alpine training, while simultaniusly starting a crash course (1year) of Judo, truth is: Secret battle tactics and subduction of enemies were on the training schedule.

After the recruitment by a swedish secret order (see below), the subject returned and completed training in, math, chemistry and english. It can be assumed that the basic nature of these courses was to ideally prepare the subject to the work of an elite secret-spy-one-man-army-trooper. During this phase the subject worked hard on Battle simulations and Flight training. One of its friends is a skilled pilot under the cover of a famous german airline, probably part of a strike team.


"Year Abroad"

In Stockholm (Sweden) the subject was contacted by a group known as ASSE (Agency for Swedish Supierspies Everywhere), under the cover of a forign exchange program, this organisation is the key to swedish intelligence superiority.
The subject was planted into an ordinary family to prepare a further infiltration of the U.S.A.
Key location was this highschool located in the Unsuspicius town of McLeansboro Illinois


Footage: picture of the MHS Highschool, not shown
gigantic communications antenna, probably
secret base for NRO sattelite surveillance
therefore subject's key target

Skills learned: Golfing, fluent english and further simulation training.



Forign Relations:

It is suspected that the subject has a far reaching web of contacts (WOC) all around the world.
However this agency has learned that the Subject has been active in Sweden, France, Germany and continental U.S.A.. Short trips included Austria and northern Italy (see Alpine Training). The subject has possibly visited contacts in the following countries and towns: Austria (Salzburg), Italy (Florence), East Germany (Berlin) (contact probably obselete), Denmark (Legoland: known terrorist Training site), Belgium (Brussels), Netherlands (Rotterdam).
It may be safe to assume that contacts are only supreficial but can be activated on short notice.


Military Training

Officially the subject, refused to take up arms. So it entered the Zivildienst (Civil Service). During that time it, recieved extensive training in Computer Communication and basic hacking skills. Probably manipulation skills were taught.



'Internships'

So far the subject has had several internships:

1996: BFE Fernmelde Elektronik GmbH in Mainz. This company is known to convert normal looking vehicles into hi-tech surveillance units with extended weapons capabilities. It can be assumed, that the subject can convert any vehicle into the equivalent to an A-1 Abrahams tank.
1997: The second internship was held at the Boehringer Ingelheim KG, oficially the subject worked at the Waste disposal unit but as we know this is only a cover organisation for the BI military branch.
The subject can probably build a bomb with the equivalent potential of a 30 Hiroshima bombs with the following ingredients: 3 eggs, 2cups of sugar, 2 cups of flour. The eggs have to mixed and the rest added to form a creamy dough. NOTE: further treatment is secret however we have learned that it involves a thermal process well above 100°C!!!

September to December 1998, the subject was seen in Helsinki Finland at the Institute for Rock engeneering and Materials Science. Sources say that work included learning of the native language, and conducting test with strange substances through occult devices (Laserrefraction, Sieving).
Well known Cover for Finlands aim to utilize the knowlege gained from the Rosvell crash. The Anti-Gravity-Disc is only one example. Although Subject would deny it, links with the local Reservist Club could be possible.
Confirmed sources tell of international contacts (Global Terrorism?)

An additonal visit to St.Petersburg may just have been a cover for a far mor sinister plan.
In 1999 the subject got access to one of the largest manufacturers for speciality glass. Probably it will use the knowledge to build a world-dominating-doomsday-machine. Although it was under the cover of the envirnmental management branch. Of course this name is meant quite literally.
Next, in 2000, the subject resumed its studies and did its final essay at a company which deals with specialist catalyst

. The subject deepend its scandinavian connections and added some dutch contacts.
After a convicing presentation of its results (brainwashing), the subject now entered the final stage of world domination becoming a "Master"



Studies

Current whereabouts unknown, it is suspected, that the subject has abandoned its recent shelter under cover of a newly built College. But is now on the move in Denmark.

But no further details are available at this time.


Weaknesses

Subject would go any lengths for a sip of a really good single malt whisky. Subjects brand of choice is Laphroaig.
Recent intelligence suspects that the subject has started an intimate relation with a renowned double agent currently working undercover in the vincinity of Bremen. No further details available at this time
 


SUMMARY:

WARNING: SUBJECT IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS! MAY BE ARMED BUT CAN KILL JUST AS EASILY WITHOUT ARMS.
DON'T LET IT TOY AROUND WITH EXPLOSIVES
DON'T UNVEIL ANY SECRETS NESCESSARY FOR THE DEFENSE OF YOUR COUNTRY. DON'T ASK ABOUT ANYTHING THE SUBJECT COULD KNOW, OR YOU WILL BE TALKED TO DEATH

AND REMEMBER MURPHY'S LAW:
ANYTHING THAT CAN GO WRONG WILL GO WRONG.


Official disclaimer: none of the above is serious, Fred is actually a nice fellow (that's what people say), and he really hates to rip somebody's throat out, unless absolutely nescessary ;).


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