The Points Game

 

I wonder who came here from afar,
give yourself 5 if you came by car.

Were you on time?  Not one minute late?
Punctuality pays to give yourself 8.

A watch is 6 and each ring is 2, 
10 more points if your eyes are blue.

Score yourself 5 if you show any pink.
But take away 10 if you left dishes in the sink.

Count all of your buttons... each gives you 1. 
Except if they are white and then you'll get none.

For each bow that you have add on 2.
But safety pins are taboo, so for each one 
you're wearing you must subtract 2.

If you've kissed your boyfriend or husband today, 
add 10, but if you've kissed both your in trouble 
and trouble plenty -- subtract 20.

1 point for each year that you have been wed, 
but take away 5 if you have on red.

Pets are sweet, we all agree, so for each add 3. 
But when adding it up, kids count for more, 
so for each child give yourself 4.

This game is done so total your score -- unless 
you have brought a friend, than give yourself 20 more!

But wait there is one more, it's 50 points bonus for a VIP. 
If you'll be a hostess for a Country Peddlers gathering for me!