Left/Right Version 2

 

I left my house and was on my way to (Hostesses name) house. But I left 
the directions at home right by the phone! I knew right away that I needed 
to have the right directions to (hostess name) house, so I turned left and 
turned left and I turned right and made my way back to my house for the 
right directions. Sure enough, there they were, right where I had left them, 
right next to the phone. 

 Finally, I was on the right track. I arrived on time and set up my Country 
Store right over here. You all arrived and sat right down. I'll get right to 
work and tell you all about our wonderful company, hostess program and 
income opportunity. I hope nothing will be left out. In a moment I will be 
showing you our Country Collectibles, candles, pottery, and afghans. If you 
left home with the intention of shopping for gifts tonight, remember, we 
have the right gift for everyone. Review your shopping list; I wouldn't want 
anyone to be left out. We have the right gifts for Birthdays, Anniversaries, 
or any special occasion. 

 Country Peddler has a 30 day return policy! When you merchandise comes 
in please check it right away and if something is not right please call me 
right away and you can be sure I will take care of it right away, and make 
it right. You don't want to be left with something you are not 100% 
satisfied with, right? If you'd like to be a hostess and earn Free and 
discounted merchandise, or if this is the right time for you to explore 
joining Country Peddlers and Company of America, Inc. as a Peddler, please 
talk to me right after the gathering. 

 I'm enjoying being here with all of you tonight and I hope you are having 
fun, too. I know you can't wait to see if we have that special item you have 
been looking for, so without further delay I will get right to the point of 
this gathering, which is showing our great collectibles. Therefore, there is 
really nothing left for me to do except congratulate the winner! Right? 

 

 

 

Left/Right Directions

1)       Use one pretty wrapped package maybe two or three if it  is a large group, if I really want to confuse 'em.

2)       You read the story slowly enough for the gifts to be passed around. Every time the word Right is read, everybody passes his gift to the right.  Every time the word Left is read, everybody passes the gift they're holding to the left. The person holding the gift when the story ends gets to keep the gift.