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Oh No! Dobby trapped me in here for getting too close to the truth!
Ramblings below
Rambling #14- Firenze
This is continuing from my last rambling. What will they do with poor Firenze because he cant go back to his herd in the forest, you ask. Well, since he does have alot of wisdom, I think he will continue to work at Hogwarts, but not as the DADA teacher. He will be helping Hagrid with his Care of the Magical Creatures class.
Rambling #13- Dumbledore's Army
I think that Harry is going to do so well on his OWLs that Dumbledore is going to ask him to continue the "Dumbledore's Army", but as the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It will no longer be called Dumbledore's Army.
Rambling #12- Harry & Hermione
I think that in book 6 or 7 Harry is going to realize that he has very strong feelings for Hermione. He will admit his true feelings. They will become a couple and later get married.
Rambling #11- Painful?
Okay so this isn't so much a rambling. (Notice my ever so beautimus hick language) Ya know the chapter in book 5 entitled "Out of the fire"? How it goes into detail about Harry's head going to Sirius' house? Well, wouldn't it be a little painful to have your head that far from your body? I mean when you travel by floo powder you actually leave where you started from, well with you being in Hogwarts, and your head at Sirius', wouldn't that be a bit painful?
Rambling #10- Family
I think Harry is kin to the Weasley's and Dumbledore is going to tell him about it in book 6. I mean come on, i'm sure Voldemort didn't kill all of his family (grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins, etc.). I mean I know he's got his Aunt Petunia and stuff, but Dumbledore specifically said in the first book that he was better off growing up away from the magical community. And in one of the books (not nessicerily{sp?} American) its is mentioned that Lily had a cousin that was an accountant and had red hair. It was never stated what Mrs. Weasley's job was. And for all we know she could be keeping this secret from Harry as she kept secrets from him in book 5. Or even for that matter he could be kin to Dumbledore himself. Ya have to admit that Dumbledore does have a strange liking for him. I know that this rambling is a long shot, but hey, anything is possible.
Rambling #9- Umbridge
Ok I think that in the next book Professor Umbridge is going to try to come back to Hogwarts and be even more worse to Harry than what she was. I think that she is going to get into it with Professor McGonagall again about Harry becoming an auror. Then Professor McGonagall will secretly start training him to the best of their abilities. I also think that this time Umbridge is going to try and hurt Harry.
Rambling #8- Late Magic
Ok, J.K. already said that someone is going to devolop magical powers kinda late in life. I predict that that persone is Dudley. When his slow mind finally figures it out, he is going to go crawling to Harry for help. And when Harry helps him, Dudley uses it to his own advantage by trying to hurt Harry once he has devoloped his skills and later joins Voldemort.
Rambling #7- The Dursleys
I think that Mrs. Dursley is going to start being really sweet to Harry. Mr. Dursley is going to try to be nice to Harry, but soon looses his temper and tries to hurt Harry. And, of course, I have to say something about Dudley. He is nice to Harry at home, but in public, he is really mean to him.
Rambling #6- Fudge
I think that Fudge is going to plan an attack against Dumbledore. You seen how he treated him in Book 5. Fudge is going to plan an attack on Dumbledore because he thinks Dumbledore is going to overthrow him, now that he is once again in everyones favor.
Rambling #5- Neville
Oh-oh! It's one of my crazy thinkings again. I think that Neville is going to snap out of his "can't do nothing right" phase. I think he's going to surprise us and start doing things right, and maybe even pass his up-coming N.E.W.T.S with flying colors.
Rambling #4- The Door
Okay, we all know that Voldemort is coming back in book 5. That's a given. And, in one of the paragraphs that have been released, it talks about how Harry keeps dreaming about a door. I predict that Harry finds this door in Hogwarts (or another witchcraft and wizardry school if he does get expelled) and goes through it. But when he does go through it, he gets more than he bargained for..... YES, that's right, I'm saying he finds Voldemort there.
Okay, NOW I am super-genious Gravel Monkey. Other than the location of the door, I was right on this one. Though he did dream about finding the door when in Hogwarts. Maybe I'm going out on a limb here...
Rambling #3- A New DADA Professor
I believe that I agree with the many rumors that are flying around. The next Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is going to be a woman. Isn't that just cosher?
I am a SUPER-GENIOUS GRAVEL MONKEY. I was COMPLETELY RIGHT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Wait, what? (Psycho War Chick whispers something to the super-genious) What do you mean, J.K. already revealed that?! You're A LIAR! *insert maniacal laughter here*
Rambling #2- The Lifepukers/drinkers
Dumbledore is supposedly revealed in book 5 as the leader of a secret organization that works/fights against Voldemort and his Deatheaters. Well, I got to thinking (scary, huh?). What would be the opposite of Deatheaters. The Lifepukers/drinkers. Life is the opposite of death. Pukers/Drinkers is the opposite of eaters. Hense, the Lifepukers/drinkers were created. Well at least in my point of view.
*holds finger in air and looks triumphant* Ha! I was right! He was the leader of a secret organization that works/fights against Voldemort and his Deatheaters. But as for the title...well, come on people, how likely was it that J.K. would actually call them "Lifepukers/Drinkers". Geez, anyone who thought I was right on that one raise your hands. Hey, you in the back! You're way too gullible.
Rambling #1- The Order of the Phoenix
(Original Post) You all know that book 5 is almost out! Well, this is one of our theories about it. You all know how Dumbledore has the order of Merlin First Class. Right? Well, rumor has it that Harry gets expelled from Hogwarts, but later is re-accepted and given a special award for outstanding services to the school. He supposedly saved Hogwarts from grave peril. I predict that this does happen, and the "special award" that is awarded to him is the Order of the Phoenix.
Well, I was close. Not quite right, but close. Yes, I know, close only counts in horseshoes and hand granades. So I was wrong about the Order. So what? Like you knew what it was. *sticks out tongue at audience*