Name:: Mary Sue
Age:: Usually mid to early twenties but also known to be in early teen years and teenager as I'm just good and can do anything an adult can do.
Eyes:: the most beautiful color of blueish,brownish,yellowish,greenish, purplish, orangish, red you've ever seen.
Hair:: Why blond of course! (unless the male likes a different color, then it can change instantly)
Description:: Mary Sue is the most beautiful creature on the planet. Her beauty alone can charm a man into marriage in a matter of minutes. After that children that are just as wonderful as herself and none of the male's characteristics will emerge. Mary Sue doesn't let kids stop her though. She's back on the job that night helping to stop crime. Those superheros need her expertise because she is undoubtedly better than all of them combined. Her powers are also equally as wonderful as her extrodinary beauty. Her powers allow her to take down an enemy by just looking at them, and may change from time to time depending on the situation. Her fighting skills are also extrodinary as she can take down any villian in a matter of a minute with just a few uncalculated and unplanned hits. Overall she is the single most wonderful savior this city/world/universe has seen. Beware all males in her path! Your IQ will suddenly fall below her level and you will become incompetent compared to her supergenious brain. Also a warning goes out to all lifelong partners. Your friendship will be dissolved as your IQ plumets to the level of "just plain stupid" and you are incompetent to be a partner. Soon you shall revolt against your parnter and leave. All this is so Mary Sue can make room for her twenty wonderful children that were mentioned above.
Overall Mary Sue is a deadly force to be reconed with. Her powers have brought down many villians, torn apart lifelong friendships, ruined possibly good fanfics, and destroyed RPG's all over the world. Be careful your not the next unlucky soul in her path. |
