*Elevator tag..so fun!
*We like feather pillows and goosedown comforters!
*The baynasty was just that...nasty!
*Kroger needs to embrace the escense of wet floor signs...heres a hint...USE EM!...stadium floors are slick too
*Anyone wanna hear our songs?!? Ooo dueling banjos!!!
*If peppers irk ur nerves...snow em!!!
*Throw popcorn on whiny chicks heads!
*Foamy guitars are way better than foamy fingers...oo dueling banjos!!!
*Laugh as much as u can on ur bus...it passes the time faster
*Don't watch the news if ur in a ghetto hotel..and don't think about 20/20 eyewitness things either
*We wanna learn how to Skydive
*Don't be afraid to let BigEyes know she should shut up and sit down
*Run up the down escalators...they might bite u though
*Don't skip my cd player...she gets violent
*Don't call ur pillows funky to the lady at the desk in the Holiday Inn..she doesn't appreciate it
I saw the sign that opened up my eyes all I got to say about that one is what the heck is the sign?!?
Even low-temp glue guns will still burn you!
Make sure people don't steal ur cluck clucks!
Tip for U:
When using Looney Toones lingo make sure u say it correctly...if u don't you'll end up saying bad stuff!
Don't hit a person with braces in the mouth! It'll cut ur hand not to mention hurt like whoa...plus its really gross!
Should u not listen to us and do this anyway choose a bathroom for medical attention that won't be noisy...when you come out people look at you wierd...and last but not least...get a band-aid that will actually stick...think name brand here people!!!
We'd like to thank Ron for spending $6.41 on a bottle of the nice blue gel at the NC b.f.e. Eckard drugstore
We'd also like to thank refridgerators for keeping the nice blue or green gel cold so it numbs the burn upon application!
Mhsgrrll: lol...hahahahaha
C: and I think Barbie was a little scared
M: prolly
C: She still has scars..and her neck is now really short cause the little ball thing that holds up her head broke so I had to shove it down on there
M: She was like o crap a earthquake and im in a elevator
C:haha
M: What more can happen...my head fell off...awwwwwww
C: hahaha
M: I have a broken neck
C: then she wrecked her red corvette...her car died..and Ken decided he liked Skipper better cause she was younger while Barbie is past her prime
M: lol.....Barbie got kicked to the curb
C: It was sad...she cried
M: then a bum came and gave her some dog food....taco bell...that is
C: then she got a new pink convertible...found a new Ken wearin better clothes..and got posable arms so she can be all gymnastics
M: and a better head so it won't come off
C: and new legs and feet...so she's all bendy now..instead of where you used to have to crack her below the kneecap to make her sit
M: yep...that was a classic
C: it really was
