May 30th:
Just moved to Texas.
Now this is a state that knows how to live!!
Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings.
Mountains and deserts blended together.
What a place! Watched the sunset
from a park lying on a blanket.
It was beautiful. I've finally found my home.
I love it here.
June 14th:
Really heating up.
Got to 100 today. Not a problem.
Live in an air-conditioned home,
drive an air-conditioned car.
What a pleasure to see
the sun every day like this.
I'm turning into a real sun worshipper.
June 30th:
Had the backyard landscaped
with western plants today.
Lots of cactus and rocks.
What a breeze to maintain.
No more mowing for me.
Another scorcher today, but I love it here.
July 10th:
The temperature hasn't been below 100 all week.
How do people get used to this kind of heat?
Too bad it's not a dry heat.
Getting used to it is taking
longer than I expected.
July 15th:
Fell asleep by the pool.
(Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body.)
Missed two days of work,
what a dumb thing to do.
I learned my lesson though: got
to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this.
July 20th:
I missed Tabby (our cat)
sneaking into the car
when I left this morning.
By the time I got out to the
hot car for lunch,
Tabby had swollen up to the size
of a shopping bag and just as I
opened the door she exploded
all over $2,000 worth of leather upholstery.
I told the kids she ran away.
The car now smells like Kibbles and ~~~~.
No more pets in this heat!
July 25th:
Dry #@*&$!% heat, my ~~~. Hot is hot!!
The home air conditioner is on the
fritz and AC repairman charged $200
just to drive by and tell me he
needed to order parts.
July 30th:
Been sleeping outside by
the pool for three nights now.
$1,500 in darn house payments
and we can't even go inside.
Why did I ever come here?
Aug 4th:
115 degrees. Finally got the
air conditioner fixed today.
It cost $500 and gets the
temperature down to about 90.
Stupid repairman ~~~~ in my pool.
I hate this #@*&$!% state.
Aug 8th:
If another wise jerk cracks,
"Hot enough for you today?",
I'm going to tear his #@*&$!% throat out.
Darn heat.
By the time I get to work the radiator is
boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet,
and I smell like Roasted @*&$!% Garfield!!
Aug 10th:
The weather report might as
well be a darn recording: Hot and sunny.
It's been too hot two #@*& darn months
and the weatherman says it might really
warm up next week.
Doesn't it ever rain in
this barren darn desert?? Water
rationing has been in effect all summer,
so $1,700 worth of cactus just
dried up and blew into the #@*&$!% pool.
Even a cactus can't live in this heat.
Aug 14th:
Welcome to Hell!!!
Temperature got to 123 today.
Forgot to crack the window
and blew the #@*&$!%
windshield out of the Lincoln.
The installer came to fix it and said,
"Hot enough for you today?"
My wife had to spend the $1,500 house payment
to bail me out of jail.
Aug 30th:
Worst day of the damn summer.
I'm not leaving the house. The #@*&$!%
monsoon rains finally came
and all they did is to make
it muggier than hell.
The Lincoln is now floating somewhere
in Mexico with its new $500 windshield.
That does it,
we're moving back to California
where all you have to worry
about is earthquakes.
*Unknown Author*
My Opinion~ALSO~
Of The Great State Of Texas, ~Weather~
Question:Where is The Yellow Rose Of Texas?
~Some Have A Choice,
Where They Choose To Live
I did not,Anywhere My Lil Joe
is where I will Be
till the day he is big enough
to not need his Granny
