Step 6:(b) and my personal favourite... Alice and i never manage to marry and we are now 30 and spinsters so we elope; live in Amsterdam where we then marry each other.
Step 7: We open up a Coffeeshop together and it overlooks the Prinsengracht. We are terribly successful as we own the only Burlesque Coffeeshop in Amsterdam.
Step 8: After a few years we downgrade our business and go into semi-retirement. We sell the Coffeeshop and purchase premises just off Dam Square near the Bijkorp opposite the condom shop. We start up a novelty cake business. We make any type of cake from exceedingly complicated designs to simply decorated weed cakes. We manage to combine our two loves...baking and weed!
Step 9: I wake up to find ALice lying next to me with a liquor bottle in her hand and an empty bottle of pills on the floor. A note lies nearby saying, 'the surgery was getting too expensive so i decided to die pretty!'
Step 10: After mourning the death of my wife i carry on baking until one day i am found slomped over a bowl of cake mixture in my kitchen dead from lead poisoning...
Step 11: Our fortune is left to the cats that occupy the alley bins round the corner from our house.
Step 1: After graduating from Uni top of my year all the job offers come flooding in but i decide to turn down all the top jobs for a year working at the BRI. I then go to Australia and work as a doctor there and work my way up to top consultant.
Step 2: I now return to England and a house for myself and another for my mum, dont ever say i never look after my dearest mother! I have a whole room dedicated to shoes...mmmmm....and a huge kitchen in which i bake on my arga, also i have converted the exceptionally large loft into a studio so i can paint in my spare time.
Step 3: I have an underground bunker built with underground tunnels linked to Alice's bunker and Amisha's and her other minions so we can plan our world domination in proper meglomaniac style.
Step 4: Alice manages world domination with help from us, Hannah behind Propaganda, Amisha...Amorery and Genetic Engineering, me-Terror and Secret Police, and Amisha and i invent the Particle transmogufier which is Alice's secret weapon against which no one can win!
Step 5: Alice then divides the conquered planet up between the Foreign Correspondents and the Country Bumpkins who helped in its domination. By this time we should be around 27 and i have three years to find a spouse.
When we marry an aging Billionaire, myself would be the maid but an integral part of the relationship as Alice would win his heart and will, and i would help in Alice's recovery once her husband 'passed away', then we would elope...
So all you kids out there worried you would never get to marry us beauties don't worry, get yourself a billion pounds, a dodgy ticker and i'm all yours baby!