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| What is there to say about Brian The Bass Player? There is a lot. Brian The Bass Player was born in the city of Toledo. After several years of doing jack squat in Toledo, Brian The Bass Player moved to the city of Maumee. In the city of Maumee, Brian The Bass Player did more jack squat. After nearly overdosing on jack squat, Brian The Bass Player attempted to become Brian The Acoustic Guitarer. Brian The Acoustic Guitarer down right sucked ass. Brian The Sucker then decided to try his hand at the bass guitar. Brian The Sucker down right sucked ass. Brian The Bass Player practiced and practiced and practiced. Brian The Bass Player still sucked ass. Brian The Bass Player only has three real hobbies: playing bass, playing video games, and getting hated on by the ladies. Brian The Bass Player never really met Sarah The Guitarer. They're cousins. Brian The Bass Player met Blake The Drummer at his house, at the first practice. Brian The Bass Player came up with the name "Counterfeit Jeffery". Despite how cool Brian The Bass Player sounds, he is actually a real loser. Brian The Bass Player had a mullet once. |
| Name: brian, fesh, joyce, darby Age: 18 What You Do In The Band: bass, vox, show up late to practice, driving How Long Have you Played your instrument? three years Other Instruments Played: I can barely handle bass Played in any other bands? same band, different names Favorite Movies: Mallrats, Clerks, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Dogma, 1/2 Baked, anything extremely stupid. Favorite Bands: Green Day, Less Than Jake, Slapstick, Frenzal Rhomb, Against All Authority Favorite TV Shows: Simpsons, WWF Raw, WWF Warzone...basically anything wresling oriented Favorite Book: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Catcher in the Rye Favorite Quote: "Ya gotta sing into the microphone, Darby!"-Some drunk guy at the Bottle Rocket, "Toby is the coolest"-Tobes, "Fesh, shut up."-anyone and everyone I've ever talked to Personal Theme Song: "United Cigar"-Good Riddance Tell Us about Yourself: |