| Ch 9 - Piya Faya | ||||||
| Six months later� Oh, thaaaat�sa Warb Driver. The essayen Fenix is a big, big big ship. It has a shiny silver surface and a huge gold bubble on the top. The teach says that�s the �Aytreyum�. It looks more like a bubble to me. Hi! My name is Piya Faya. I�m from Lanoae. I have soso cute pink hair and prettypretty blue eyes. I�m 14. Alot of people here at the Cademy say I talk like I�m two. They�re so silly. Two-year-olds can�t talk! A long time ago I got some kinda high score on a test thingy, and my principal told me I could go to the Cademy. So I went. Now I�m here. Then the teacher in my class said I got some kinda high score on another test thingy, and I could work with the Fenix. So I am. It�sa very pretty boat. Me and a bunch of other people are in the Injen Room, listening to the teacher talk about the Warb Driver. A Warb Driver is a glowing swirly green cloud thing inside a glass ball in the middle of the room. The teacher says when you turn it on, it magically makes you go �poof�! and you go �pop!� somewhere else. And you�re there. Not here. There. And you go �poof� and �pop� so fast you can�t even hear the �poof� and the �pop�. There�s a whole bunch of people here too. There�s a mean looking girl with spikey red hair, and a sneaky looking guy with spikey orange hair. There�s a giant man and a woman with a bunch of balls in her hair and a girl that looks like a guy and a guy that looks like a girl. There�s a guy wearing nothing but black, and girl with a rope made of hair, and a guy with a red towel wrapped around his shoulders. And a girl with clothes with so many colors, they�re making me dizzy. Oh, and the only one shorter than me, an itty bitty boy who has icy cold skin. He uses big words that even I can�t pronouce! The ship�s not ready to go out into space yet, the teach says. It has to be checked over and over to make sure that it works right. And he says the Warb Driver doesn�t work right yet. It makes you go �poof� fine, but you could �pop� anywhere. Like somewhere far far away, and you�re never seen again. Everybody�s got a job. We�re checking the Fenix to make sure it�s ready for Lunch. My job is to look at the writing in the Librery and make sure nothing�s spelled wrong. It�s the weirdest looking Librery I�ve ever seen. It�s gota wall made of shelves, and they slide back and forth so you can get between them. There�s too many writdisks for me to read, but I�m only supposed to read a few of them. Heehee, this guy spelled extracurricular wrong. This is a fun job. I�d like to work on a big pretty boat like this someday. |
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