What were you doing on the street corner last night?
Name the three little pigs.( cheating ok)
Name the the blind mice (cheating ok)
Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
Rhyme Thyme
What is in the trunk of the used car you just bought?
Redneck gift ideas
Whats in Bubba�s back yard?
Why is Granny being arrested?
What is that spot in Grannys chair?
How to get out of a traffic ticket
What Not to say to a cop
Your last thought before you crashed into tree?
How to get rid of a tailgater...
Car chase! How do you lose the cops?
What will Santa bring you?
What do you want for Christmas?
What a snowman would say if he could talk
Things to do in the produce aisle.
Why your fridge was condemned by health department.
School cafeteria food
What's that smell coming from the fridge?
Make up a diet
Unusal snack foods
Describe the ultimate pizza
Gross pizza toppings
Nasty mixed drink.
What was missing from holiday dinner table?
Ways to annoy your waiter
Reaction to outlawed chocolate?
Describe the Ultimate dessert
What to put on toast.
Weekend plans?
Romantic getaways.
1 item you'd take to deserted island & why?
Describe the perfect vacation.
Make up a word & define it.
Make up a disease and define it.
11th commandment. Thou shalt not...
"How to" Books that never sold
Rename the seven dwarfs (cheating ok)
Horror Sesame street Episode
Make up a proverb.
Title of book you just wrote.
Dr. Seuss characters.
Favorite Mother Goose character
Title of a one page book.
Enquirer headlines
Things a shoplifter pockets
Write a ransom note. example (sEnD CaSh huRRy)
Ways to get out of jury duty
Evidence they need to up your medicine
911 emergency: What is your emergency?
How to get rid of a telemarketer.
Things you would like to do to the tax man.
Name & describe your new online business.
Why everyone at work is staring at you
The worst job you ever had?
What NOT to wear to a job interview
Things not to say on a job interview.
Excuse for being late for work.
Signs you are about to be fired
Tell you boss he has bad breath w/o getting fired
What is your pet thinking right now?
My pet just...
What kinda dog is that?
If cows ruled the world they would...
Ways to deal with a car sick cow
How do you keep a rhino from charging?
No other transport. What animal would you ride?
What's that on your shoe?
Prison sentences other than marriage
Describe an outfit you wouldn't be caught dead in.
Why did the fashion police arrest you?
Funny clothes fads
What to use when there is no toilet paper?
A+B=C
C=B+A
Things that make you laugh
Signs your house is haunted
"Complaint department" what is your gripe?
Things you never see in a discount store
What you did for super bowl tickets
How do you relax?
Signs the referee is being bribed
Signs you are under a voodoo curse
Buttons that shouldn't be pushed
Signs you are part of a scientific experiment
Signs your room mate is a terrorist
Things that make ya go hmmmmmmm?
Ouch...what the heck was that?
My life can be sumed up in these few words....
Things overheard in a convenience store......
Unlikely gospel classics.
Your best friend doesn't even know........
Talk like a pirate.
Whats at the end of the rainbow?
How to respond to a wrong number.
The last good news I got was......
Ways to improve mail service
Signs the party didn't go well last night.
Signs you aren't cool anymore.
I was minding my own business when......
You know you've had enough coffee when....
Ways to entertain chilren when traveling
How to get a four year old to sit still
Explain to preschooler where babies come from.
You know you're a Yuppie when....
First day of school
Name & describe the newest crayon color.
That & 50 cents will get you.....
Milton Bradley games that flopped.
When I grow up I wanta be a....
Make up a charity & tell me why I should donate.
What's hiding under my bed?
It's a bad hair day when.......
Tips for living a hundred years.
Toto, we're not in Kansas anymore, where are we?
Dukes of Hazzards vs Beverly Hillbillies
Today on Springer..... (Or Sally/Geraldo?etc)
Jeopardy categories
Horror movie sequel you hope they never make.
Now what was that reason I got married?
Fonzie's best pick-up line.
Ways to tell you date is an arsonist.
What you wish was already invented
Creative uses for toilet paper tubes
What's that smell
How to waste 100 bucks
Embarrassing credit card expenses
Ways to break up
Hate-mail to Bill Gates
Why is the grass always greener on the other side?
Who told you that looked good on you?
Bad mafia hit man names
Barbies that never sold
Who's in Rock 'n Roll heaven?
The dentist found what in your throat?
Describe your feet.
What is the first thing you do every morning?
Describe yourself (and Describe yourself honestly)
Where can I find the man of my dreams?
Write the words to the National Anthem of Microsoft.
What does Mrs. Gates REALLY think about Bill's Microsoft?
Fruitcake or Plutonium. Which has a longer half life?
Did Jesus mind that his birthday always fell on Christmas?
Name (and describe) a new red wine.
Describe a city without naming it.
Name of a law firm you wouldn't hire (ampersands allowed)
What did Joseph REALLY think about Mary's "good news"?
God's given you a back Stage Pass. What's back there?
I've got a bunch of fragile Styrofoam peanuts. How should I pack them for shipping?
Why you should never eat anything blue.
Warning Labels... "WARNING...
WANTED: Alive or Dead.....
What happens when you play Gospel music backwards?
Summarize the Bible
God's outgoing answering machine message
Satan's outgoing answering machine message
Beg your kid's math teacher for a higher grade
Signs that your new neighbor is the Pope
I'm underage. Will you buy me beer if I give you money?
Simon and Garfunkel get in a fight. Who wins?
How kids will piss off their parents in the 22nd century
You're a 16 year old girl. Tell your dad that you're pregnant.
Prove to me that God exists.
Define French Hygiene
Embarrassing credit card expenses
Special event in the Senior Citizen's Olympics
The Title of you latest Country hit
How you won the local talent contest
How to get your kids to eat veggies
Ways to relax
Write a personal ad
Things you found at the garage sale
Signs that you're getting old