Since I was gathering so many, I decided to put them on their own page :). Also check out TV Sounds & Song Files.
Grumpy Old Men/Grumpier Old Men:
3 Bears
Swallowing Quarters
"It's butt-cold..."
"A woman? Didja mount her...?"
Nat'l Lampoon's Vacation:
"We're from out of town"
"...F*cked in the head!" (Clark's car rant)
So I Married An Axe Murderer
"Scotland's Martial Arts"
"Heed! Paper...Sputnik"
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
"It's a little childish...high school"
"Socialism"
"...They all adore him..."
Uncle Buck
"Ever hear of a tuneup...?"
Clerks
"Any balls down there...?"
"Jay's chant"
My Cousin Vinny:
Counsellor's opening statement
"You just keep on axin' about Chinese food..."
Wayne's World:
"A fully functional babe lair..."
Wayne's extensive collection