| How He Who Walks Behind The Rows Came to Be As great as the plots in the COTC movies are (lol) they have never attempted to explain how there was a god living under a corn field. Now I know you're going to say that the God in Heaven is the same way, but weird enough HWWBTR did in fact have a beginning and it has to do with the God in Heaven. You see, the Vatican has records of him but will not share them with the public- until now remember this is just a story, only Gabriel know what really happened. Lucifer was God's most beautiful and prized angel. As much as Lucifer was like God, he lacked only one thing, to be all knowing. God was aware of this like everything else and so performed "experiments" on Lucifer. After God had created man there was only one thing missing-how was man going to give birth? God decided to have man give birth much like the other animals that were created. God called Lucifer over and asked him to, again, participate in another "experiment". God gathered up a small pile of clay, molded it, breathed life into it, and placed it into Lucifer's belly. After nine months Lucifer painfully gave birth to a baby boy and named him Gabriel. "How could thou do this to me?" Lucifer screamed to God, "what kind of god would let his people suffer for their children?" God replied, "Children are a gift, Lucifer, I have made it so that the pain man suffers in order to have them is only a small price compared to love in return". "No", Argued Lucifer, "I will not be a part of a God who made me go through pain in such a way, who will not let me be as powerful as he is, and who claims to be all knowing, but keeps "experimenting" on me. No more will I serve you. I will create my own world and rule in it". "Very well, you want your own world, have it". With that, god casted Lucifer into a lake of fire and a beach of burning coals-later renamed Hell. Fallowing the incident, God gave the birth-giving job to women. Since the women were the ones who went through the pain, they wee given extra intelligence and patients. Years had passed and one day Gabriel asked God how Satin (Lucifer's new name) came about, God told him the shocking story. "So this means", Gabriel began, "that if I wanted to, I could just go into another world and take souls with me like you and dad. That is so cool". Then God said, "Gabriel there is more to it-", it was too late. Gabriel had gone to find himself another world. There were quite a lot of spaces taken up by the many gods of Hinduism so he ended up in a cornfield in the Midwest of what would be America. Within that small space he became a god andadopted the name He Who Walks Behind The Rows. Now Gabriel was the son of the now known devil, so he did have an evil streak, but as far as power went, hewas not to strong in that area. In fact he got most of his ideas from the God in Heaven. He talked to the people on earth and assumed a human figure.Gabriel hated his father for leaving and so he chose to be a bisexual, just to anger his father. So here is one way the god we all know and some of us love came into existence. |