By, Ketsuban
Junsa, oh Junsa!
Joi, oh Joi!
Since I can't decide which it shall be
I'll have to go with my Satoshi!
Oh yeah!
Omawarisama, oh can't you see
Satoshi is the only one for me
Junsa, if bein' bi is a crime
Then sentence me now and I'll do the time
I just can't get him out of my mind
He's handsome, sweet, and oh so kind
But since I can't let anyone know I like boys
I'll have to go with... (have to go with)
I'll have to go with that nurse I call Joi!
Junsa, oh Junsa!
Joi, oh Joi!
Since I can't decide which it shall be
I'll have to go with my Satoshi!
All right!
Oh, Joi-chan, won't you please
Cure me of this gay disease?
Oh Joi, the diagnosis is bleak
When I see a man my knees get weak
Isn't there something that can make me well
There seems to be nothing, as far as I can tell
So it seems I'll have to accept my fate
And harbor this love unkosher
For that boy (for that boy)
Satosher!
SATOSHI: ...Satosher?
TAKESHI: Hey, it rhymed!
Junsa, oh Junsa!
Joi, oh Joi!
Since I can't decide which it shall be
I'll have to go with my Satoshi!
Since I can't decide which it shall be
I'll have to go with my Satoshi!
Oh, I've tried (tried!) and I've tried (tried!)
And I've searched way deep inside (deep inside!)
But I can't hide what I feel! I have to tell Satoshi that it's for real!
And with this ring I'll kneel!
This can't go on, enough is enough!
I've gotta tell him, no matter how tough
It's time to reveal, tell him slow...
But wait a second! (Wait a second!)
Wait a second! (Come on and wait a second!)
What's HIS name? I've just gotta know
I've just gotta know!
Junsa, oh Junsa!
Joi, oh Joi!
A one-man and/or -woman man's what I wanna be
But there's...
One, no two!
Three! Four! Five! Six! Seven!
So many!
Perfect girls (and boys) for me!
ALL RIGHT!