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| Frank's Father (self-portrait) |
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| Frank's Mother (self-portrait) we're still trying to figure this out... |
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| Frank's Bio: Frank was conceived in a petri dish at Plain Pharmacuticals outside of Lincoln, Nebraska in the spring of 1995. His parents are Sarsippius and Fran Coleridge of Trenton, New Jersey. I first stumbled across Frank as I was getting carried out of Ceasar's in Vegas. My first impression of him was a little foggy, but Frank explains that bourbon and heroin can do that, and that I was a perfect gentleman once he got some buffet in me. Since then, I let Frank do all the thinking around here... |
| Frank's Qualifications: - Frank spent three years studying with the 12th Dali Lama in Seattle. - Frank can cook. - Frank currently holds the Piston Engine Land Speed World Record. - Frank has 4 Academy Awards including Best Actress for his role in Out of Africa. - Frank can program a VCR. - Frank doesn't give a shit. |
| Frank vs. Bert |
| Frank is currently working on his graduate thesis supporting the position that Bert is unhealthy for children. Check out these photos Frank pulled off the body of a deceased government intern. If you have any other compromising images of childhood icons, please contact Frank by telepathy and arrange a meeting. THANKS! |
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