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| "He chose..... poorly" The old knight, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, on the bad guy's choice for the Holy Grail "Strange things are afoot at the Circle K." Ted, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, upon Rufus's arrival with the time-machine in the Circle K parking lot "The food court is downstairs, the cookie stand is upstairs. It's not like we're talkin' quantum physics here." Brodie, Mallrats, arguing that the cookie stand isn't part of the food court "DO YOU LIKE BEING FOOD FOR THE IMMORTALS?! DO YOU LIKE DYING?!" Louis, Interview with the Vampire, in response to the interviewer's request for being made a vampire "Yes, London. Ya know, fish, chips, cup o' tea; bad food, worse weather; Mary fuckin' Poppins... London!" Cousin Avi, Snatch, becoming annoyed after confirming so many times that their diamond is in London "I can't buy a pack of smokes without running into nine guys you've fucked!" Rocko, Boondock Saints, very frustrated and yelling at a sleaze-bag that always hangs out at his apartment "Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?" El Guapo, Three Amigos, inquiring about his birthday party pinatas "It's a deal, it's a steal, it's the sale of the fuckin' century.... In fact, fuck it, Nick. I think I'll keep it." Tom, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, arguing that $200 for a $900 stolen stereo is plenty enough of a good deal without going cheaper "Let me tell you... That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older... they stay the same age." Matthew McConaughey, Dazed and Confused, the long-since graduated high school-wannabe on why he likes high school girls "Buncha savages in this town..." Dante and Randall, Clerks, in response to the fact that someone jammed gum in the locks on the window shutters in front of the convenient store they work at "A sewer rat might taste like pumpkin pie, but I wouldn't know because I wouldn't eat the filthy mother fucker." Jules, Pulp Fiction, arguing that no matter how good pork and bacon might taste, he refuses to eat an animal as filthy as a pig "But the shopkeeper and his son were a different story... I had to beat them to death with their own shoes." Del, Wayne's World 2, telling the story of being in Sri Lanka and having to break into a candy store in the middle of the night to get 1000 brown M&M's for Ozzy Osbourne, otherwise Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night "Friend, some of your foldin' money's come unstowed." Delmar, O Brother, Where Art Thou?, alerting Baby Face Nelson that his money is blowing around in the back seat "I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle." Arnold, Terminator 2: Judgement Day, requesting a few simple necessities upon arriving in the past "WEEEEEE MAAAAAADE YOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!" Waitress, Maximum Overdrive, in frustration of her and her companions' situation regarding all the machines coming to life and trying to kill them "... No ticket!" Indiana Jones, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, to zeppelin passengers after throwing an enemy out through a window Silent Bob, Dogma, spoofing Indiana Jones after throwing two enemies out of a moving train "Heavy is good... Heavy is reliable... If it doesn't work, you can always hit him with it..." Boris the Blade, Snatch, on why Tommy and Frankie should buy the guns he is trying to sell them (two separate scenes) "He kills men by the hundreds... And if he were here he'd consume the English with fire balls from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his ass!" William Wallace, Braveheart, sarcastically verifying that he couldn't possibly be the real William Wallace "So we finally did it... WE LANDED ON THE MOON!!!" Lloyd, Dumb and Dumber, upon reading an old framed news article while leaving a bar after being stood up and drinking all day "The Chinaman is not the issue here, dude!! I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, dude!! Across this line, you do not... also, dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclaure... Asian American, please." Walter, The Big Lebowski, in an argument with The Dude concerning the Chinaman who peed on The Dude's rug |