Here's the way it works: E-mail your Titan-related problems to me (i.e., you are going out of your mind waiting for A.E.'s video release) and I will post them in this section of the site, without revealing your name, unless you wish to have it revealed. Then, I will post the best advice I can. I am semi-certified, quasi-professional in counseling those with Titan troubles. Trust me. *evil grin*
Resmember, this Site counts on its patients to be successful. So start E-Mailin'!!
You wanted to be E-Mailed with "Titan: A.E." related problems? Here you are! I have two. One is that I am going out of my mind waiting for the video release. The other is that I am absolutely *infatuated* with a certain female mantrin, and spend alot of my time on the 'net looking for romantic stories involving her.
Congratulations for being the first fan to admit your problems! *Clears throat* Okay, let's address the first one. Insanity due to an excruciating wait for a video release is not uncommmon...I, too, often suffer from it ;) . To help you out with the wait, which is by now a very short time, I've decided to make a few sugguestions. First, rent There's Something About Mary. There is a three minute trailor for Titan A.E. at the beginning. I find that watching this repeatedly while drinking a two liter bottle of Pepsi is extremely soothing. I'd choose it over a day at the spa. Really. Also, I find it helpful to surround myself with my Titan A.E. action figures, A ring of Drej-blue candles, and listen to the soundtrack over and over again. Of course, after about three hours of this, my Mom kicked down the door and beat my CD player with a mallet until the speakers broke. Quite unfortunate. Also, we cannot forget the internet. You can download a longer trailer on afterearth.com, which can be enlightening to those who are suffering greatly during this bleak time. May I also suggest joining a forum or a mailing list? Or perhaps spending an entire day reading every Titan-related Fan Fic you can find? There are tons of Titan-related activities you can do to to maintain your sanity. I find it quite satisfying to spend a sunny afternoon at the park writing death threats to my local movie critic, who royally dissed Titan A.E. Go ahead, be creative. You'll think of tons of things. If you want to, make an advent calendar counting down to November 7th.
As for you Stith obsession, it's completely healthly. In fact, I encourage it! As far as romantic Stith stories go, may I reccomend Wolf Mother's and Aurora's stories on Fan Fiction.net? If you haven't read those, I sugguest you do, if that is the genre that interests you. As for the lack of Stith merchandise? Well, you can make your own! Just purchase a package of Iron-on transfer or sticker sheets that you can put in your printer. Then surf the 'net for Stith pics, print 'em, and Presto! Instant Stith stuff!
I wish you luck with your "problems".
~*Cosmic Castaway*~
