| Story Of Us Couple Counseling and Family Counseling Author: Kathryn Valmont Dinner was exceptionally quiet that night. Finally Soren had enough. "Who the fuck died," asked Soren. "No one," muttered Kathryn. "What the fuck happened," asked Soren. "Why don't you ask your mother," asked Sebastian through clenched teeth. The maid walked in. "Fuck you always have the worse timing," said Sebastian. "Mam, there is a councilor on the phone for you," said Zelda. "Bring the phone in here," said Kathryn. "Maybe they're finally going get counciling for those children," said Zelda under her breath as she left the room to get the phone. She brought the phone in. "Yes, this is Kathryn Valmont. Yes, Wednesday is good for Sebastian and me. Five thirty? Thankyou very much. I look forward to it. Bye," said Kathryn as she hung up the phone just to pick it up again. "Hi, Blaine. This is Kathryn. I'm fine. Here's the deal; Sebastian and I are taking Marriage counciling. No. I can't say much about it now. Will you watch the kids on Wednesday? I know it's such short notice. Allright. Thanks," said Kathryn as she hung up the phone. "You guys are taking counciling," asked Christina. "Yes," replied Kathryn. "Why," asked Soren. "Because I feel it's necessary," said Kathryn. "Ofcourse she does," said Sebastian in an annoyed tone of voice. "And so we are going to be staying at Uncle Blain's," asked Terrance. "Yes," said Kathryn. Christina put her fork done. "Well, I'm done. Can I have dessert?" "Look many couple's go through this phase. Sometimes you feel like you can't connect with the other partner anymore," said Dr. Johnson. "Or else they're connecting with someone else," said Sebastian. All he wanted to do was go home. "You must forgive my husband. He can be paranoid at times," said Kathryn in that sweet voice. "Paronoid? Hmm, let's see here. You were like whispering in his hear and giving him a sexy smile while you hung on to his every word," said Sebastian. "I was not!" "Yes, you fucking were!" The doctor looked at them with concerned expressions on his face before she interupted. "Do you two have any younger children at home," asked Johnson. "Yeah, we do! I hope that doesn't fuck up your discovery." He gasped. The man gasped. "What now? You had a new revelation," asked Sebastian sarcastically. "You two are beyond help. I don't think your children should have to live under these conditions." "That's nice! They're not your children. How the fuck did you get this job? You need help yourself!" Blain would have been at his wit's end if he didn't know the Valmont children very well. They were like his neice and nephews. "Do you have any idea why Kathryn is forcing Sebastian to go to counciling," asked Blain. "No clue at all," replied Soren as he looked up from his bowl of chocolate ice cream. He had it everywhere on his face. Christina gave him a disgusted expression. "What the fuck is your problem," asked Soren. "Do you have to fucking ask? Learn how to eat for Christ's sake!" "Fuck off," said Soren. "Well, it's your guys's birthday next week. Any idea of what your parents have planned?" "God knows. It's a surprise," said Terrance. "Sebastian was here the other day. I almost choked on my cigar when he told me you locked Kathryn and him in the room." "Do you know what would be a really good idea," asked Dr. Johnson. "I can't guess," said Sebastian sarcastically. "I think you should bring in your children with you next week," said Johnson. "Are you that fucked up? I am not coming here again, so I am not bringing my children here," said Sebastian. "I think that's a wonderful idea," said Kathryn with fake happiness. "Same time next week," asked Johnson. "Yes," replied Kathryn. Sebastian followed her to the elevator. "Fucking asshole," said Sebastian. Kathryn had thought so too. It was just fun to see Sebastian lose it. "Why the fuck did you bring me here? And why the fuck are you bringing them with us next week?" Next Week "These must be your three children. I'm Dr. Johnson." "So you said three times," whispered Terrance to Christina and Soren. The three of them looked at eachother as if to say 'We are going to have fun.' Christina smiled. "It's nice to meet you," she said. "Well aren't you going to tell me your name," asked Johnson. Sebastian sighed. "You already know their fucking names!" "Now, Sebastian, wait your turn. Give them a chance to talk. Christina, how old are you?" 'Good God,' thought Christina. "I'm six. I will be seven next week. How old are you," asked Christina. "We're not here to talk about me." "That's nice! So now you've met us! Can we fucking go," asked Soren. "No I think- well Kathryn- would it be okay if I had a session alone with them," asked Johnson. "Sure." She basically had to pull Sebastian out of the room. "Now that it's just us- "Are you gay? Homosexual or bisexual," asked Soren. "I am not gay! What on earth would make you think a thing like that," asked Johnson. "Oh, we can tell," said Christina. "I am not gay!" "Don't worry. We have the perfect match for you," said Terrance. Mr. Johnson ignored them. "Now, I am curious about your parents. Do they fight often," asked Dr. Johnson. "Should I tell him," asked Soren. "No, we should bargain with him," said Terrance. "Okay, what will you give us if we tell you," asked Christina. "You three are completely out of controle," exclaimed Johnson. "Are you serious? Most people tell us we are the model children," said Christina. "Fine, we'll tell you everything if you insist," said Terrance. His siblings knew exactly what to do. "We can't trust anyone. Our parents are always yelling at eachother. Sometimes we cry ourselves to sleep," said Soren. Christina had to fight the urge to fall down laughing. They could all tell that he was buying it. "Our parents don't understand us. They ignore us and are so wrapped up in themselves," said Christina. "Sometimes I wish they'd listen to us," said Terrance. "Well, I am here for you," said Johnson. "Really? Do you mean that," asked Christina. "Ofcourse I do," said Johnson. "Do you mean we can tell you anything," asked Soren. "Yes," replied Johnson. "It'll be like you're our father," said Terrance. Johnson looked like he wished he could eat up his words. "What would we do without you," asked Christina. She brought the doctor in a hug. She began to fake cry. She also started to slobber all over him. "Oh, sorry. I must of gotten too emotional," said Christina. "Look at the time. We must be going." Dr. Johnson watched as the triplets left. When they were gone he closed his door. "Now that is one fucked up family," he muttered. The Birthday Party Author: Kerimack The next day at the triplets birthday party they still were barely speaking to one another. Sebastian was pissed that Kathryn was continuing to drag him to that bullshit therapist and Kathryn was still angry about how he embarrassed her at the church brunch. He really thought she was hitting on that guy which is what made her so furious. I mean after everything they had been through did he really think she would throw it all away to have some fling with a guy she wouldn't even bother to fuck more than once? Kathryn had offered to take the children somewhere for their birthday but they insisted on staying home. They wanted to have a party at their house and invite all their friends. Which of course was exactly what she didn't want to do. Although none of the triplet's friends were anywhere near as bad behaved as them, they still acted out of control when they were all together. Kathryn had allowed them to invite ten children, thinking that if they got out of control she would just let the help handle it. Christ she paid them enough. Well the first surprise of the afternoon arrived when the eleventh kid showed up. Then the twelfth, thirteenth, fourteenth, and so on until there were thirty children running around the house. Kathryn couldn't very well tell the parents that the kids were not invited so she had no choice but to let them in. After the door bell had stopped ringing Kathryn grabbed Terrance and pulled him into the kitchen where the cook and her staff were busily preparing lunch. "Mom" Terrance complained "we were right in the middle of the game." Kathryn glared down at him and he knew immediately what that look was for. He had seen her give it to his father on more than one occasion. "I don't care what you were doing. Who are all these kids? I told you, you could invite ten children. Ten that was it. And don't give me any of that crap about not being able to count." Terrance gave her his most charming smile that always reminded her of Sebastian. "I know you said ten people mom. But you told me ten people and Christina ten people and Soren ten. We thought you meant we each could invite ten people." "You know damn well what I meant Terrance. Ten kids in all, not thirty!" "Well I guess they'll have to stay now." "Fine but so help me they better be on there best behavior or- " Kathryn was interrupted by a loud crash in the next room followed by the sound of children laughing. Kathryn winced and Terrance giggled and then ran out of the kitchen. As the door slammed shut Kathryn let out a frustrated groan. Sebastian then came in the kitchen from the servants entrance. "Problems dear?" He asked sarcastically. "Do you have any idea what your children did?" He grabbed a piece of food off one of the chefs trays "no but by the look on your face I can tell it's not good. And why is it whenever they do something bad there my children?" Kathryn ignored the comment "I told them they could invite ten children. But apparently they took it to mean they could each invite ten children. We now have thirty little brats running around are house." Sebastian smiled and she glared at him. "You think this is funny?" "Well you have to admit they are pretty clever. I guess we know there are kids." Kathryn's eyes narrowed at him "having doubts they were yours?" At that comment Sebastian's smile fell "I didn't say that but then again you did seem awfully busy with that tennis instructor around the same time you got pregnant." She had to resist the urge to hit him. "You know just stay away from me for the rest of the night." "With pleasure" Sebastian replied as he brushed passed her and went into the party. For the next few hours Kathryn and Sebastian wouldn't speak to each other only glare at one another from across the room. The children were completely oblivious because they were too wrapped up in destroying the house. They would be running around chasing each other then accidentally knock something down. Kathryn then in turn would yell at the maid for it. There were three maids, two nannies, and butler and yet no one could control them. They seemed bent on total destruction.' Somehow they managed to get them all seated for lunch. The chef and the waiters brought everything out and for about ten minutes everyone was somewhat quiet. That was until Soren called Christina a loud mouth bitch. Kathryn rolled her eyes "Soren don't call your sister names." "But she is!" "Take it back!" Christina ordered. Soren only smiled "no." "Take it back or I'm going to throw this at you" she told him as she picked up her bowl of ice cream. "Christina don't" Kathryn warned. But she didn't listen and threw it right in her brothers face. He screamed then threw him food at her. Then the table erupted in chaos with all the children throwing there food at one another. The chef began complaining about them ruining her meal and Kathryn tried to calm her down. She stared down at the end of the table and found Sebastian with a big grin on his face. She rolled her eyes then screamed at the top of her lungs "STOP IT!" The children were suddenly calm and Kathryn smiled. "If one more piece of food gets thrown everyone leaves. Including you three" she said to her children. They had seen there mother before when she was pissed and knew she meant it. Suddenly Sebastian spoke up for the first time "why do they have to stop? They were just having fun." Kathryn looked over at her husbands smiling face and had to stop herself from screaming. She knew he was only taking there side to make her miserable. "They have to stop because there destroying the house" she told him her voice complete ice. "Oh come on Kathryn" he picked up a spoon of ice cream and flung it at her "live a little." The cold ice cream hit her and she let out a startled gasp. The triplets were shocked that there father would do that to there mother but they also found it really funny and began to giggle. Sebastian's smile widened. "You son of a bitch!" "It's just ice cream" Kathryn's face relaxed and she smiled. She then grabbed the punch bowl of the table and walked to Sebastian's end of the table. "I suppose your right honey" she then poured the entire punch bowl in his lap. Sebastian jumped as the cold water hit his lap. Kathryn smiled and walked to her bedroom. At this point the children erupted in laughter. "She really got you dad" Soren said there laughter. "It's not funny" he said but the children only continued to laugh and start throwing food again. Sebastian had, had enough of Kathryn's ice queen mood and decided to go settle things for good. He stormed into the bedroom and found her in only her bra and underwear. "What are you doing?" She glared over at him "you ruined my clothes moron. I'm changing and if I were you I'd do the same. It looks like you pissed yourself." Sebastian looked down at the large wet spot on his pants and sighed. He took off his belt and glared over at Kathryn who was examining her stained dress. "You deserved that you know." She looked up furious "I deserved it? Why because of the imaginary affair I'm having?" He yanked off his shirt "look me in the eye and tell me you've never cheated on me." Kathryn let out a frustrated yell "for the hundredth fucking time I am not cheating on you and I never have! Your the one who can't seem to keep his dick in his pants!" "Me! I have never cheated on you. Hell, I've never even thought about it!" "Yeah right. Your around beautiful women all day and your telling me you've never been tempted?" "No why would I be? I mean look at you. Your perfect why would I want anyone but you?" Kathryn was momentarily startled by this declaration. "But that still doesn't change the-" She was interrupted when Sebastian came across the room and pulled her into an intense kiss. Ever since the brunch disaster weeks ago they had barely touched each other. She forgot how much she missed the feel of him. As he pulled her towards the bed Kathryn suddenly remembered the children. "Sebastian the kids-" "I don't care. I need you now." Kathryn really didn't want to fight anymore so she let him take her to bed. He laid her down and quickly go ton top of her and pulled off her bra. As he sucked and nipped at her breasts her hands quickly discarded his pants and pulled out his hard erection from his boxers. She wrapped her small hand around him and pumped him as he kissed her neck and fingered her. As soon as she felt his fingers enter her she let out a small gasp. "Sebastian please" she begged. He smiled down at her as she placed his dick at her entrance. He entered her almost achingly slow as she squeezed her muscles around him. He began to thrust inside of her slowly at first but quickly sped up. The two were so lost in each other that they didn't hear the children's footsteps approaching or see them open the door. The triplets and the thirty children watched for a moment and then started giggling. "What are they doing?" asked one of the kids. At the sound of there voices Kathryn and Sebastian immediately pulled apart. Kathryn grabbed the blanket and covered herself. "What the hell? Get out" she ordered shocked and embarrassed. "There fucking stupid" Terrance explained to the kid ignoring his mothers order. "You guys out" Sebastian told them. "My mother said my father is doing that with out maid" another kid piped in. Kathryn made a mental note to remember that later on if she had to explain this to any parents. She wrapped the sheet around her and made a scooting motion towards the children. "Get out, get out now before I call your parents." "Fine" replied Soren and the children started to leave. Kathryn sighed in relief and the Zora the maid entered "Mrs. Valmont the children-""Can't anyone see we want privacy? What now?" "The children did something to the pool. It's overflowing with bubbles." Kathryn groaned and collapsed back into the bed. After The Party Kathryn Valmont Blain Tuttle could hear shouts as he walked into the Valmont house. When he walked in he saw the house torn into pieces. He also saw Kathryn looking like she was on a death rampage. He watched as she yelled at the triplets. He could also tell that she was anything but happy with them. He also guessed that the messy house must have been their doing although he couldn't imagine how three children could have possibly made a house that messy. Kathryn was so mad at these three. She looked from child to child. She was thrilled when all the kids went home. The moment she saw her own she became quickly angry again. For the past half hour she had been yelling and screaming at them. It was amazing the neighbors hadn't heard. Sebastian was rather amused by all this. Oh well, it was better that she yelled at the kids than him. He just sat on the couch and watched the scene errupted. As Blain walked in he noticed Sebastian acting as if he were in the most comfortable position in the world. He laughed as he quietly took a seat next to him. Sebastian finally opened his eyes. "She's been yelling at them for the past hour. We told them they could invite ten children. They pretended to think they thought that meant they could invite thirty children," said Sebastian. Blain laughed. "Well, I can't say that you and Kathryn don't deserve to have the kids you have. I mean they're like you in every sense of the word." Blain sighed. Kathryn's yelling was beginning to give him a headache. "You three are in so much trouble!" Kathryn glared at all three of them. She couldn't remember ever being this angry with them. She was more mad than when they locked Sebastian and her up. "I told you ten children! Look at this house! It's a fucking mess! What the fuck is wrong with you three!" The triplets watched her. A smile came on Soren's face. "What's wrong with us? Why, we're your children," he replied. Christina's face twisted in a small smile. "You went to each of our rooms and told us we could invite ten children only. Ten plus ten plus ten equal thirty," said Christina. "Also, we didn't have anymore than thirty children here," said Terrance. They knew they were in deep trouble when they saw her angry expression. "Zelda! Fucking shit! Zelda!" She started screaming until Zelda came into the room. "What are you standing there for clen this up!" Zelda stood there. This just made Kathryn more mad. "What are you waiting for, the sun to come up?" Zelda amediately started to pick up pieces of glass on the floor. She looked at the triplets disgracefully as she picked up items scattered on the floor. "Crazy children," she muttered. "Zelda?" Zelda froze. Had Mrs. Valmont heard her? If she had what was going to happen? She looked up. "Yes, Mrs. Valmont?" "Obviously you feel the same way as I do. If they were your children what would you do," asked Kathryn. Kathryn stared at her head maid in expectation. The maid stood up and looked at her mistress. "Mrs. Valmont, if they were my children I would punish them. I would make sure they never pulled a scam like this ever again! I would punish them," said Zelda. Zelda looked over at the triplets. "Well we aren't your children," said Christina rudely. "Sit down," said Terrance. He knew they were in trouble already. He didn't want to make it any worse. Before he knew what was happening Soren was standing up. Terrance rolled his eyes. This situation was really out of his hands. "If we were your children we could punish ourselves." (A/N: I realize I stole that from the little rascals my youngest sister was watching it and I thought it would be perfect for the story line.) Sebastian finally interupted. "I have an idea! Why don't they not get punished. They were just having fun and it is their birthday after all. We should let this one slide," said Sebastian. He received an evil glare from Kathryn. Oh well, he would just make it up to her later. School Chaos Keri A couple of days after the disastrous birthday party the triplets once again found themselves in trouble this time in school. The three attended a prestigious Manhattan private school that both there parents had attended. They were in the seventh grade and all in the same class. The children in the school all came from the same back ground. All from wealthy families, with parents who were off living there own lives and left the children to be raised by nannies. Terrance, Soren, and Christina were the only children in there class, besides Ezard the foreign kid, whose parents were still married. The three children hated school so it was usually quite the battle to get them there in the morning. The school required uniforms which the kids bitched about every day. "This sucks, I hate ties" Soren whined. "What are you wining about. I'm the one who has to wear this god damn skirt. Mommy why do I have to wear this? Why can't I wear pants?" "Because pants are unlady like" Kathryn said absent mindedly as she looked over her work papers. "When have you ever been a lady?" Sebastian whispered in her ear as he passed. Kathryn looked up and gave her husband a sly smile. "Christina you have to wear a skirt because that's what every one else does. Besides you don't want to dress like a boy do you?" "But mom its so ugly. I want to wear a skirt like yours." Kathryn looked down at her short black skirt and scowled, then looked at Sebastian for an answer. He smiled at his daughter "honey your not going to wear a skirt like mommy's until daddy is dead." "Ok you guys are going to be late. Terrance stop hitting your brother" Kathryn scolded. The three children plus Kathryn and Sebastian got into the back of the limo. Kathryn and Sebastian were dropped off after the children. As usual the kids couldn't sit still. "Can I stay home I don't feel well" Soren complained. "Your such a wuss, you just don't want to go to school" Christina told in snidely. "Shut the fuck up" he yelled back. "Enough" both parents said in unison. This verbal battle continued the whole way to school with Kathryn and Sebastian telling them to be quiet every few minutes. "Finally" Kathryn sighed as they pulled up to the large brick building which was covered in ivy. "Have a good day and try to stay out of trouble." "Bye" they yelled as they jumped out of the car. As he passed the driver who was opening the car door Terrence stomped on his foot and then laughed. Kathryn sighed as she slipped her sunglasses on and Sebastian laughed and said "that's my boy." The three Valmont children were having a good day until it was time to read. The three hated this part of the day because it was boring and because they were so much more advanced then the other kids in the class. While the other six and seven year olds would slowly try to spell out words, the triplets could easily read whole large passages of adult novels with no problem. This was the part when they would start to act out. One of the boys would usually beg to read since they could read faster and therefore be done with it. The stern teacher would always just say "wait your turn." So when the teacher said "take out your books class" the three let out a collective annoyed groan. "Fuck this" Terrence whispered to his siblings "I'm going to have some fun." "Yeah right" Christian scoffed. "You'll get in soo much trouble." She wasn't exaggerating, Ms. Stonewall was known to be one of the strictest teachers in the school. She had a particular dislike for the Valmont children. Not only because of how awful they acted but also because of how they manipulated the other teachers. She would regularly confide in the other faculty members that she thought they were evil. The first kid to read was Mary Anderson. Mary was the typical brown nose child who delighted in telling on the other students especially the triplets. Last year out of revenge the three locked her up in the janitors closet and refused to tell anyone were she was. It took the adults nearly five hours to find her and when they did little Mary had to be put in concealing. Like the other students Mary read slow, which just managed to piss Terrence off more. As she slowly spelled out animal, he got an idea. When the teacher wasn't looking he got up from his seat and went to the aquarium were they kept the class pet frog. Terrance carefully took off the lid and grabbed the creature before he was seen. He then went back to his seat and when the teachers head was down he put the frog down on Mary's shoulder. At first the young girl didn't realize it. Then after a second it made a noise and she screamed "oh my god! Get it away from me!" The class erupted in laughter, then hysterics when the frog jumped down her shirt. "Get it off! Get it off!" She screamed. The teacher got up and tried to help but Mary was jumping around too much. The triplets smiled happily then Terrance whispered at his brother to go let out the other animals. Two other frogs, three spiders, a snake, a bunny, and two hamsters got out and started jumping and running every which way. The room erupted in chaos with the boys running around trying to grab the animals and with the girls standing on top of the desks screaming and yelping. The whole time Ms. Stonewall was screaming for everyone to remain calm and demanding to know who did this. The triplets had taken this opportunity to sneak out of the class. "That was so fucking funny" Soren laughed. "Yeah that's not all" Terrrance confided. "Look what I got" he said as he held up a book of matches from his pocket. "Where did you get those?" Christina asked "They fell out of dad's pocket. Here you take one and Soren takes one and I'll take one." "What are we going to do with them?" Soren asked with a devilish smile. "Hold them over the smoke detectors." "Why?" He rolled his eyes "to set off the sprinkler systems stupid. Now lets go." The three each went to a different floor of the building. They had no problem finding the smoke detectors but had a harder time reaching them. Christina used two chairs. Soren used a display table and Terrance climbed on the book case in the library. The three managed to do all of this without being seen. Like expected all the sprinkler systems went off flooding all three floors. The dean and many of the faculty members tried to figure out what was the cause of it. The whole school had to evacuate the building. At this point every student and teacher was soaked and the dean knew he was going to have a lot to answer to when this was all said and done. Parents were not going to be pleased when they came to pick up there children and they were dripping wet. A little while later a fire man came out and told the dean that looked like the systems had been set off on purpose. "By who?" asked the dean. "I'll tell you who" Ms. Stonewall nearly screamed. "It was them!" She pointed to the three triplets and they only giggled. "Prove it you stupid cow" Soren shot back at her. "That's it you three in my office now. I'm calling your parents" Family Vacation Kathryn Valmont The dean watched as both parents walked in. He felt instantly nervous. It wasn't the mother that was the problem, it was the father. He knew Sebastian Valmont would be anything but happy with him. Sebastian watched the dean closely as he took a seat across from the dean. 'The guy becomes smaller everytime.' Sebastian smirked up at him. Soren and his siblings were watching this scene with glee. They knew there was no way in hell they were going to get in trouble for this. There was no evidence whatsoever that it was them. It could have been anyone. "Do you always do this? I mean, do you honestly think any seven-year-olds could pull a prank off like this? You're more stupid than I thought," said Sebastian frankly. The dean turned three shades of red. "Sebastian, calm down. We are here to get to the bottom of it. If they are guilty we will find out and they will be punished. If they aren't guilty we will find out and the dean will apologize to them," said Kathryn in fake sincerity. The dean nodded his head to all the parts except the last part. He had no desire or intention of apologizing to them. "Mrs. � what's that bitch's name again? She hates our children. I have an in with a couple lawyers. I'm sure they'd be more than willing to help me sue this school. You have no right to go around accusing innocent children of something they didn't do," said Sebastian. Kathryn, Christina, Soren, and Terrance had to controle their laughter. If they all didn't know Sebastian very well they would have believed him. He was very convincing. "Really, Mr. Valmont, that won't be necessary," said the dean. "Really? How do I know it won't be necessary? I mean, you are suspending these three for something they obviously didn't do. I mean I think I should call my lawyer right now," said Sebastian. "They should go home for the day like every student here is," said the dean. Sebastian nodded his head in fake sincerity. A small smile came on his handsome face. "I think so too." "I will remove the suspension," replied the dean. The five of them got up to leave. They walked to the limo. Instantly the triplets burst into laughter as they got on their side of the back seat. "You guys flooded the entire school? I can't believe you three," muttered Kathryn. "Don't be so surprised Mom. We had to do something. Mrs. Stonewall wouldn't shut her trap! She was becoming one annoying bitch," said Terrance. He received a smirk from Christina. "Gee, you think," she asked sarcastically. Zelda brought the food into dinner like she did every night. Sebastian gave her an annoyed glance. To say she didn't fear Mr. Valmont would be a lie. "Where the fuck is Kathryn," demanded Sebastian. "She told me to tell you she is looking through brochures. She also told me to tell you to cancel work for the next two weeks. She can't seem to make up her mind between Hawaii and Paris," replied Zelda. Sebastian gave out an annoyed sigh. "Tell her to come to dinner. Also tell her we won't be able to go to either place until spring break which isn't for two month," said Sebastian. Zelda left the room. The triplets laughed. They knew very well that soon they'd be packing for either Paris or Hawaii. They really hoped it was Hawaii because they loved the beaches down there. Zelda entered Kathryn's bedroom. "Mrs. Valmont, Mr. Valmont demands that you come to dinner. He also says there is no way you guys can go to either vacation spot until spring break," said Zelda. Zelda felt like shrinking as she watched the evil smile spread on her mistress's face. She knew that smile. She had seen it many times. It usually wasn't a good thing. "Well then, I will just have to change his mind." Sebastian looked up as she finally took a seat next to him. He saw the brochures in her hands. "About damn time." "Well, aren't we eager. Zelda filled me in that you said we won't be going to Hawaii," said Kathryn. "Hawaii? Yes," cried Christina. "We aren't going. We both have work. They also have school," said Sebastian. "Blow off work. I'll show you a good time in Hawaii. It'll be fun. I already booked our flights. Actually, as we speak Zelda is putting the kids things in suit cases," said Kathryn. "Hmm, frst of all, we are not going to Hawaii. I will unbook our flight and have Zelda put their things back. Also, you will show me a good time whether we're in Hawaii or not," said Sebastian. Sebastian had really meant what he had said, but somehow here he was, at the airport, in a plane. He looked behind him as the triplets laughed. "What do you want to do when we first get to Hawaii," asked Soren. "I'm going to get a nice tan with mommy," said Christina. "Ofcourse you are. I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to Terrance." "Fuck you Soren. I'll tell you what you'll do when you'll get there. I bet you're going to get eaten by a shark and I will never have to see your stupid face again," said Christina. They started yelling at eachother back and forth. They didn't seem to notice all the people staring or telling them to be quiet. "Don't mind them people. They always behave like this. It's usually worse at home. Don't worry. It will probably get worse," said Terrance honestly. Kathryn turned around and glanced at all three of them. She didn't look happy with them. She looked mad. "Be quiet all three of you. I don't want to hear another word from the three of you," she said sharply. All three of them were taken aback by her anger. She didn't usually get angry with them. They were quiet the rest of the way. They didn't even whisper to one another. Hawaii: Annette and Ronald had just arrived in Hawaii. They both worse pleasant smiles on their faces. They received looks from everyone. They were used to it. Most people found it odd that a black man and white woman were married. "It's beautiful here, Ronald. I know you're looking forward to the beach but I have four charities first and then I promised to help the minister here," said Annette. "That's my girl. I love how you always want to help others. How about that I come with you? I would love to do some volunteer work. After we are all done we can go to the beach," said Ronald. Annette looked at her husband. She looked like she might cry. She brought Ronald into a hug. "You are just the best. I think that is a wonderful idea. I wish some of our friends were here to help us with our charity work. It would make it more worthwhile if they were," said Annette. They heard voices. "Mommy, I want to go to the beach first," cried Christina. "Oh the Lord has answered my prayers. It looks as if Kathryn and Sebastian are here. I know they would love to help us with work," said Annette. She approached Sebastian and his family with wide smiles. "You can't be fucking serious," muttered Sebastian. He gave his best phony smile before hugging both Ronald and Annette. This couldn't be happening. Who knew what Annette would have his family doing? When she decided to send the kids to a nunnery that's when he knew she had lost it. "What are you guys doing here? It is so good to see you. How have you three been," asked Annette. "I have been studying the bible of John. It's rather interesting. He was sure a man of God," said Christina. "Yes, well we must be going. They want to go down to the beach and we were going to join them," said Sebastian. He wanted to die as her next words came out. "Don't leave yet. We have four charity advents. We thought you guys might want to come," said Annette. "Jesus Christ, you can't be serious. There is no fucking way I am going to any sort of an charity on my vacation," muttered Sebastian under his breath. Kathryn gave him a menacing look. She looked back at Ronald and Annette with a fake smile on her face. "Are you serious? We would love nothing more than helping you out with a charity. Just let us go to our hotel and change our clothes and we will meet you down there," said Kathryn. ONE HOUR LATER: "How the hell is this my fault? What was I suppose to do, tell her no," asked Kathryn. "Yes! You did not have to tell them no. There is no way I am going to spend an hour helping old folks go to the bathroom," said Sebastian. "Actually you won't be helping them go to the bathroom. You'll be reading to them," said Kathryn. Sebastian threw his hands up in annoyance. "I am staying an hour at the most," he said. "We'll stay less. We'll find a way to get around this. Now don't be mad. Now give me a kiss for good luck," said Kathryn. "When you put it like that how can I be mad," asked Sebastian. The kids were at the beach enjoying themselves "You can kiss me anywhere," said Kathryn. "Really? Can I kiss you here," he asked. She could already feel his hands pulling her underwear off. An Intruder If you said Zelda was enjoying herself you would be considered a liar. Zelda was anything but happy. She was stuck with all three kids while Sebastian and Kathryn went to the charity with Annette and Ronald. She was at their beck and call. "Go across the street and get me more candy," ordered Christina. "You already had some candy today. Why do you need anymore," asked Zelda. "Because I want more. I always have what I want. I mean can you imagine what my dad would say if you told him you wouldn't go for me," asked Christina. Zelda shuddered at that thought. She could just imagine how furious Sebastian would be. He might rave at her for months. When she was two blocks down she heard Christina's voice. "I changed my mind. I just want chips." Zelda rolled her eyes. She knew it was going to be a very long trip. ************ Sebastian glared at Kathryn as they sat side by side eachother at a children's benefit. Some children were currently singing "Skip to my Lou." When it was finally all over they made straight for the entrance but Annette found them. "Where are you guys going? We have to go to the old folk's home. It will be so much fun." "Uh huh," said Sebastian. "I'm pregnant and I am not feeling very well at all," said Kathryn. "Oh my God! I had no idea! What are you going to name the child," asked Annette. "Jesus Christ," muttered Sebastian under his breathe. "I'm not sure." They walked to their car. "Nice save," said Sebastian sarcastically. "Well, it's true." "Oh my God!" ****** One Month Later (New York) The triplets were sitting in the nursery with scowls on their faces. They were busy deciding what options they had, if any at all. "I don't want Mom to have the baby," wailed Christina. Terrance looked up at her. He was the sensible one. "I know that but what choice do we have? What can we do," asked Terrance. "We could get rid of it," suggested Soren. "How," asked Christina with annoyance in her voice. "I don't know," said Soren. "What else is new," asked Christina. Terrance decided to interupt before it got worse. "We can't get rid of it. We'll just have to learn how to deal," said Terrance. "Oh, hell no. What will happen to us? I mean, what? They might forget we even exist," said Christina. "Hmm, I think that would be rather difficult," said a voice from the door. All three of them looked at eachother before turning back to their father. "Uh- what are you talking about," asked Christina. Sebastian closed the door behind him. "I heard the whole thing," he said as he took a seat on a chair in the room. Now all three of them were sitting stiffly next to eachother, side by side. That what they always unconciously did when they were guilty of something. "Relax." They saw that their father wasn't mad. "Well she is right," said Soren defensively. "Soren," cried Christina. "Would the two of you please shut the fuck up," asked Terrance. "Well she is right! You and Mom will! You two will be too busy for us," shouted Soren on the top of his lungs. Zelda rushed in. "Would you guys keep it-" "Fuck off," all four of them said at the same time. She didn't need to be told twice. She quickly left. "Anyways, I came here to see who wants to go to the movies- but obviously you're too busy," said Sebastian. "Wait," cried three voices at once. Tbc |