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Personal Profile:
Cosmopolitan, refined, amiable, sociable, happy, generous, realistic,
charming, gracious, affectionate, balanced, diplomatic, easy-going,
elegant, charming, committed, objective but can be indecisive, emotionally
complex, vague, dependent, distant, exhausted, materialistic, superficial
I am Chief Blue's Great-Great Niece and Thomas Henry Cartwright'sGreat-Great-Great Granddaughter.
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Family Profile:
Our Family line ties into the Loomis Family line, which then goes back to King David.
rhonda @ 13:26:33
Sent in by Bob and Donna
04.25.07
Newest Drugs on the market
Introducing the newest
line of medications for women!!
D A M I T O L
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 hours.
S T. M O M M A ' S W O R T
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering
pre-schoolers unconscious for up to 6 hours.
F L I P I T O R
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage
and the urge to flip off other drivers.
B U Y A G R A
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency
and duration of spending spree.
J A C K A S S P I R I N
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your
birthday, anniversary or phone number
A N T I - T A L K S I D E N T
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too
eager to share their life stories with total strangers.
S E X C E D R I N
More effective than Excedrin in treating the "Not now dear, I have
a headache!" syndrome.
N A G A M E T
When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation as
nagging him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble.