Scooby Doo Where are you?
In Shaggy’s Jokes.
Copy Right Freddy del Angel Guerrero 2001.

FADE IN: We see the Front of a Theater like the one’s that we see in Las Vegas, the Camera ZOOMS IN on the Building until we can see the in side of the Place. We see Shaggy, Scooby and Velma on stage. We hear a lot of applause from an Audience.

SHAGGY: Like Thank you. Thank you, you are a wonderful audience….

SCOOBY: Reah Rhank Rou….Rhank Rou…

VELMA: (Waves at the Audience) Hi every body…

SHAGGY: Like tonight I am here to tell you some of my best Jokes…

VELMA: OH! (Looks at camera) We are in trouble guys….

SCOOBY: (Looks worry) Reah..

We hear the audience laugh.

SHAGGY: Like O.k. here it goes, (Looks at Scooby) Scooby why is Freddy Jones always getting us lost?

SCOOBY: I ron’t rnow, rhy?..

SHAGGY: Like because he’s always distracted looking for a Clue (Laughs).

We hear a Drum.

SCOOBY: (Looks confuse) Ur ?..

SHAGGY: Like O.k..Ok, Velma….

VELMA: Yes Shaggy?

SHAGGY: Why do you think that the hair Spray Companies love Daphne?…

VELMA: I don’t know Shaggy, Why?

SHAGGY: Because she’s the only one that makes them rich buying tons of hair Spray for just one
                   Day of the week (Smiles)….

We hear drums and we see Daphne behind stage with an angry face.

DAPHANE: WHAT?!….

Then the camera return with Shaggy on stage and we hear Daphne’s voice of camera.

DAPHANE´S VOICE OF CAMERA: That’s not true, I buy tons of hair Spray for one week of the month…

We hear the audience laugh.

SHAGGY: (Turns to look toward the right side of the Screen and he smiles) Like sure Daphne, what ever you say.
                   By the way ladies and gentleman, what is the only theory that Albert Einstein never was able to solved?

There’s nothing but silence in the audience.

SHAGGY: Give up? the time that Daphne take’s to wash and fix her hair (Laughs)..

We hear another drum.

DAPHNE´S VOICE OFCAMERA: JUST WAIT UNTIL THE SHOW ENDS SHAGGY…

We hear the audience laugh.

SHAGGY: (Turns to look at Scooby) I have another one for you Scoob, why did the Dog cross the
                   road?...

SCOOBY: I ron’t rnow...rhy?..

SHAGGY: To get a way from the Ghost (Smiles)....

SCOOBY: (Looks confuse) Ur ?...

SHAGGY: (Laughs) Like that one was very funny, don’t you think so Scoob?

SCOOBY: Oreah, rery runny (Looks confuse and turns to look at the camera) I rhink...

We hear the Audience Laugh.

SHAGGY: Like O.k. O.k., here goes another one...

SCOOBY: (Looks at the camera) Or ro!..

We hear the Audience Laugh.

SHAGGY: Like Oh yes, why is Velma always losing her glasses?

Scooby Looks at Shaggy very serious.

SHAGGY: Like give up?, because that gives her an excuse to look for money change
                   on the floor (Smiles)..

We hear another drum.

SCOOBY: Or roy.

VELMA: (Looks serious) I have another one for you Shaggy....

SHAGGY: (Looks at Velma) Like let’s hear it...

VELMA: Thank you...(Grabs the microphone) why did the audience leave the theater?

SHAGGY: (Looks worry) Like Gosh! I don’t know Velma....Why did the
                   audience leave the Theater?

VELMA: So they don’t have to hear more of your jokes (Laughs)...

We hear another drum.

SCOOBY: Reah (Laughs)...

SHAGGY: (Looks confuse) Like I don’t get it, (Looks at the camera) do you?

The Scene Begins to Fade Out in the Close-up of Shaggy.

THE END.

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