(known formally as hitch hikers guide to the galaxy)
Khamsin is very good at getting himself into trouble, just ask Anthea.
As a result I am now Khamsin Head Scientist of the Assassins guild, I'm in charge of the lab down there. We have a few rules in the lab
1) don't eat my food
2) Semper ubi sub ubi
3) don't make a mess
4) all explosions must be done outside in the training ground
5) never steal my inventions
6) don't use my drawing board
7) I can make up what ever rules I want
8) apart from when Anthea says otherwise
9) no unneeded use of latin
10) no bones or dead bodies
11) no spitting
12) never leave stuff on the floor for the ducks to hurt themselves on
13) Always listen to Dr Anthea
14) Always look both ways before crossing the street