| There are a few who i would like to thank for being the only reasons why i passed my last semester of biology. first i would like to thank brittney, shari, samantha, and vickesh for doing most of the work, and putting my name on it. But most of all id like to thank Bob the earthworm, Egh the frog, and herbert the fetal pig. If they hadnt been farmed, packed in preservative, and shipped to my school i would never have had an oppertunity to cut shit open with a rusty surgical knife. So thank you Bob, Egh, and herbert for giving your lives for my grade point average. jacob would also like to thank herb's cousin napoleon the fetal pig for giving him the chance to dissect "one of the most unkosher, unclean creatures in the animal kingdom. " |
