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George 'W' Bush

			"http://www.whitehouse.gov/" Boy 59 years old WASHINGTON, Washington DC US of America Last Login: 1/14/2006
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George W. Bush's Details

Status:	World Leader
Pocket Money:	$5/week
Child Like?:	Yes

George W. Bush's 'Schools'

Harvard Kindergarten Cambridge,Massachusetts Graduated: 1999 Student status: Alumni Degree: Silver Star Major: Making potato stamps	1961 to 1999
Yale University New Haven,Connecticut Graduated: 1968 Student status: Alumni Degree: Bachelor's Degree Major: Hair Dressing/Comb Studies	1964 to 1968

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About me:
My name is President George W Bush and I'm the C in C of the US of A. I like to hang out with my friends in Washington (where I live) and I also enjoy going to the mall and maybe having a McDonald's if I'm feeling in the mood. I once went to the cinema on my own but there was this really scary bit in the film and I got a little too scared and someone had to phone my friend Bob who works in the Secret Service and he came and picked me up in his SWAT car and took me home. I couldn't remember my address at first but then I had a look at my business card and it told me that I lived at 1600 Pennslyvania Avenue in a building called the White House and Bob knew where that was and in the end I got back home just in time for tea time which is always at 6 o'clock precisely exactly and not a minute later. I was once five minutes late for tea because I had been playing with my friend Dick Cheney's new supersoaker and when I got in my mum through a right epic and said that she would feed my supper to the dog if I was ever late again. We don't have a dog but she said she'd get one and I got really excitied but then she said I couldn't have one and so I went up to my room for a while and played my Girls Aloud CDs really loud and read some of my comics. I have got over 26 comics in total and each week I get $5 a week pocket money and I go down to the store with the Secret Service friends and get a new comic. Sometimes Mr. George who works in the sweet shop lets me take a gobstopper for free because I am well behaved and don't yell when I'm in his shop. I quite like reading. Some books are really long and I don't understand the words because the words are even longer than the book is and so I have to get my friend Donald Rumsfeld to tell me what they mean but I sometimes forget what he tells me and he hits me if I ask twice so I don't ask him very often. I like books that have pictures in them. I like pictures when they aren't in books too. Sometimes I play a really fun game with my army friends where they show me a pretty picture map of a country whos name I can't say and they get me to put bomb shaped stickers on it. I have lots of friends in Washington and I get to play with them all of the time which is really fun and I like it lots. Because my house is really big sometimes I'm aloud to have sleep overs with two or three of my friends. My mum says I can't have anymore that three over because we'll make too much noise and she's got to concentrate on sheep. Sometimes my mum's friend Barbara brings over Condoleezza Rice and we have to go and play with each other in the situation room but I don't like her as much because she is a girl and I don't like girls because they smell and once one girl got paint on me when I was drawing a picture of an elephant. I'm a really really fast runner and can easily beat my friend Mike Johanns to the tree and back because he has a pacemaker and gets all out of breath. Once Dick Cheney tied his shoelaces together and he tripped over and nearly grazed his knee on a frog. At the weekends I sometimes go on tours of the world with my friends in a big aeroplane that's called Air Force One. Once I went to France which is right the way on the other side of the world and it took ages to get there and I fell asleep on the plane and when I woke up we still hadn't got there yet because I had only been tucked up in my bed for ten minutes. Everything's really strange in France and I didn't like the food but they have McDonald's there and I got a Finding Nemo toy with my happy meal and it was really good but I lost it in the hotel room and we had to go back to Washington because I had to do an election.

Who I'd like to meet/bomb:

* Lee from Steps (note: NOT H cos he's rubbish and I don't like him)

* Nemo (of 'Finding' fame)

* Osama Bin Laden (just for a chat and a cup of tea)

George W. Bush's Friend/Enemy Space

George W. Bush has 9 friends/ yes men and 1148543213278 enemies.

Tony Blair

DonnieR

Dick Cheny

Condaleezaa

Chuck Norris

Kim Il Sung

Saddam

Osama Bin Laden

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George W. Bush's 'Friends' Comments

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Osama Bin Laden

2/26/2006 12:12 AM

you ain't gonna find me Bush you moron! I've found a really really good hiding place and it's not under a pile of coats like where you found Saddam. I'm clever than you! Na na na!

Tony Blair

2/6/2006 2:13 PM

HI GEORGE DO YOU WANT TO COME ROUND MY HOUSE NEXT THURSDAY MY MUM SAYS SHE'S COOKING PORK CHOPS AND YOU CAN COME IF IT'S OK WITH YOUR MUM

The US Public

1/15/2006 4:23 AM

Hey give us a break dubya!

Condaleezaa

1/13/2006 4:30 PM

i'm not talking to you anymore because you pulled my hair and you're a silly head

The Entire World

1/9/2006 12:06 PM

Stop bombing us Bush you jackass! You wouldn't like it if we came round your house and mess with all your toys would you? Leave us alone!

Tony Blair

1/3/2006 4:09 PM

HI GEORGE THANKS FOR TAPING BLUE PETER FOR ME IT WAS A REALLY GOOD EPISODE, DO YOU WANT ME TO BRING MY MR. BEAN TAPE ROUND TO YOURS NEXT TIME I COME? WE CAN WATCH THE ONE WHERE MR. BEAN GETS INTO TROUBLE BECAUSE ITS MY FAVOURITE EPISODE AND I'VE WATCHED IT NEARLY 11 TIMES

Tony Blair

1/2/2006 6:29 AM

HI GEORGE I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN COME ROUND ON SATURDAY BECAUSE MY DAD'S GOT TO GO TO THE HARDWARE STORE TO GET SOME NEW NAILS AND I HAVE TO GO WITH HIM BECAUSE THE DOCTOR SAYS HE ISN'T ALOUD TO CARRY NAILS BECAUSE HIS BACK HAS BEEN GIVING HIM GRIEF AND HE SAYS ITS DOING HIM IN

DonnieR

12/27/2005 7:49 AM

Hi George,

Do you want to come swimming with me and Dick next week? They get all the floats out if you go on Thursday mornings and it's really fun because they get all the floats out. It'll be really fun because they get all the floats out which is why it's so fun. I like swimming anyway but it's even better when they get the floats out and let you play with them. It's a bit like how a sandwich is better when it's got bread in it. Call my house if you want to come.

Saddam

12/25/2005 4:10 PM

My mum says that I'm not aloud to play that tying up game anymore because I had a bad reaction to the rope and it made me get a rash on my wrists and she made me go to my room with no supper.

Kim Il Sung

12/14/2005 7:05 PM

Is it ok if I make a couple of WMD's with you in art class next week?

Chuck Norris

12/14/2005 5:04 PM

If Chuck Norris is late time better slow down!

Tony Blair

12/14/2005 11:43 AM

HI GEORGE ITS TONY BLAIR CAN I HAVE MY STRETCH ARMSTRONG BACK BECAUSE MY MUM KEEPS ASKING ME WEAR IT IS AN D I'VE SAID I LENT TO NAN TO PLAY WITH BUT SHE'S GOING ROUND TO SEE HE TOMORROW AND SHE'LL FIND OUT

George Bush Snr.

12/14/2005 10:16 AM

I like your site son. Well done from dad.

Kim Il Sung

12/14/2005 9:22 AM

I've got some fire crackers that my brother got for me and they're really loud ones. Want to go and set some off behind in the carpark? I reckon afterwards we could go and chew gum somewhere if it isn't too late.

Bill Clinton

12/13/2005 12:25 PM

Hey Bush!!! You're doing a swell job of being the president!!! Better than I ever could LOL!!!

Tony Blair

12/11/2005 12:56 AM

HI GEORGE DO YOU WANT TO GO TO THE PARK SOMETIME? IT'S YOUR TURN TO PUSH ME ON THE SWINGS THIS TIME BECAUSE IT WAS YOUR TURN LAST TIME

JIMMY CARTER

12/10/2005 4:46 PM

..helo gorge you ar mi frend and i sitt nex tu yu in drawring clas

Tony Blair

12/10/2005 3:17 PM

HI GEORGE I JUST DREW A REALLY GOOD PICTURE OF YOU AND ME CLIMBING A POTATO TREE WITH GIRAFFES GROWING IN IT. DO YOU WANT TO SEE IT?

Saddam

12/10/2005 1:22 PM

I like running with scissors. You should try it George cos' it's really fun and exciting!

Tony Blair

12/10/2005 1:13 PM

HI GEORGE ITS TONY DID YOU SEE GRANGE HILL LAST NITE? I MISSED IT BECAUSE MY MUM SAID I HAD TO GO TO BED BECAUSE IT WAS GETTING DARK

Tony Blair

12/10/2005 1:12 PM

HI GEORGE I WENT TO THE CINEMA TODAY WITH MY DAD AND SAW THE FILM WITH THE GUY IN IT WHO GOES TO THE PLACE. HAVE YOU SEE IT? IF YOU HAVEN'T I WON'T TELL YOU THAT THE GUY GETS TO THAT PLACE AT THE END OF IT

Osama Bin Laden

12/10/2005 9:19 AM

Was it you who called in that B-52 strike on my cave last week? That's not fair!!! You can't do that and I'm telling on you and I'm going to get you done because that's naughty!

Kim Il Sung

12/10/2005 9:19 AM

You bad man yes Bush! I not happy when you! My dad have angry at you!

Chuck Norris

12/10/2005 9:01 AM

Your guns and bombs don't kill people Bush. Chuck Norris kills people.

DonnieR

12/10/2005 8:42 AM

Good page. I want to make one on my own but my dad doesn't let me use the computer and I'm not very fast at typing because it's all too busy for me.

Tony Blair

12/9/2005 12:37 PM

HEY GEORGE GREAT PAGE I LIKE IT LOTS AND I'M GOING TO READ IT AGAIN AFTER I'VE HAD MY TEA

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