Blake Campbell

Date of Birth – June 6th, 1984

Place of Birth – Motherwell, Scotland

Height – 6'

Studying - Biology

Famous quote –

‘Blake Campbell has the beauty of Helen of Troy, the wit of Bruce Forsythe and the body of an a finely tuned Olympian’ wrote the Sunday Telegraph shortly after Blake was arrested when said Olympian was discovered under his kitchen floorboards. Known as ‘Scarface’ after the tragic egg and spoon racing accident in which he and his partner (Sophie Elis-Bextor) were horribly mutilated, Blake is feared throughout the land. A hardened convict, Blake has his own name tattooed onto his legendary 12 knuckles.

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