What was I thinking?
What was I blind?
When I bought this oufit---I must have been out of my mind!
What was I thinking?
Look at this dress!
Im taking up drink...
My life is a mess!
My good friend said, "I know you're gonna love him!"
"I have known him for a long,long time."
"...and if I wasn"t happily married myself---in a heartbeat,I'd would try to make him mine!"
So I figure, I'll take my chances,
I mean really, what harm could it do?
Makes you wonder about your good friends and their motivations, when something like this happens to you.
What was she thinking? Who is this guy?
Maybe I will choke on this pork chop and conveniently die!
What was she thinking?
Quick sharpen this knife!!
My endorphins are sinking and taking my life...
Oh it was late-- I had insomina...
That tv stair stepper started to look good.
So I thought to myself should I buy it?
...I heard Bruce Jenner's voice say, "Yes you should!"
"...and that snackmaster, and that bald headed man spray & that victoria jackson makeup kit!"
Now I can barely get around my apartment, is it so full of this stuff
What was I thinking?
Look at this junk!
I can't blame this on drinking...
I hardly ever--I'm not-- right now---I'm not...drunk
What was I thinking...when will this end
What was I thinking? this song has no end, what was I thinking? this song hads no end....