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| Old People Creep Me Out |
| Ew. Ew ew ew ew ewwww. I hate old people more than ANYTHING! And the picture above describes it all. The new Boost Mobile commercials loves mixing rappers with octogenarians in a brand new hip-hoppish way. The old people will generally say something like a black man and then do something that makes white people blush. Who gave these people a liscense to do stupid shit like this? I wanted to throw up as I saw two crusty geezers sandwich an old hag while holding phones. Does that make you want a phone? No, it makes you want to toss your cookies. It's fucking gross to imagine that these people are still trying to have sex. They can't enjoy it and they can't reproduce. They are wasting energy. Now that I have completly sickened myself and anyone that has read this paragraph out, let me get to the point: Old people have no right to be wiggers. (And I use the term very loosely) It's wrong and it sounds horrible. Ever hear some geriatric say "Yo, dogg, what up, G?" You never have, cause if you did, Satan and his minions would have exploded out of the ground and castrated you and made you bleed from your ears. This is a warning to all the old people that think they can be younger by talking like young black rappers: Go die. |