Theatres are like Concentration Camps
I went to see Firewall the other day, and I was disgusted to see that so many people are inconsiderate people can be. I entered the theatre to a bunch of screaming little children whose parents didn't understand the concept of parenting, and went on with their little discussions. I think nothing of it, it'll stop when the movie starts.

The guy behind me is talking so loud, you'd think he's trying to talk through the walls to the next theatre. And this is real personal stuff... real PG-13. "Today, my vasectomy went down without a hitch," he might've said. "I'm glad they managed to slice off my dick too, before it had a change to impregnate anyone." I'd said something, but I was afraid of entering his field of vision.
So anyway, the movie starts, and at this point, the 26 previews are starting to piss people off. Apperently if people came to a movie to see previews, they wouldn't charge me out the ass with their insane prices. Anyway, the movie finally begins and the guy behind me is still talking on and on about the theoretical implications of Plato's Lost Dialogue, suffice to say the movie was great, but I hate going to movies and having to listen to the rude remarks of the idiots around me rather than the actual movie.

From now on, I'm ripping them off the internet.
Back to the concession stand
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