| Guys Can't Be Half-Gay |
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| Somehow, women get away with this, and I still can't figure out why we can't understand that two wrongs don't make a right, despite how much you plead and beg. Here's a list I made that you can look and see if you might be gay. Score yourself one point for every point that is true, even if it's "kinda" true. 1. You like looking at men "In that way" 2. You've told a guy that they were attractive for the right reasons. 3. You've sucked a guy off. 4. At the gym, you drop the soap on purpose. 5. You stole the jock strap when the rest of the frat was stealing panties. 6. You've denied being gay all your life. 7. You've never masturbated. Once. 8. You've lied about doing Number 7. 9. You wear those puffy pants that MC Hammer wore in the early 90's. 10. You listen to emo music. Now rate yourself: 1-10: You're gay. Go kill yourself, you homo. 0: You might be lying. Go back and try again till you get a point. Somehow, women can jump between the sexes and it's perfectly fine. She can kiss a guy and then grab some chicks tits and it's okay, she's not considered a lesbian. BUT, if a guy stares at another guy's nutsack for 0.001 seconds, we're homos and run the risk of being lynched. Ouch. If we weren't such judgemental shitbags we could get through one day without being called a cigarette. |