| Shut Your Mouth And Eat |
| I hate people who go to resturants, order their food and and decide they won't shut up, instead of doing what they came to do: eat. It's like, couldn't you do this at home, rather than make me hear about your day? I understand that people like to be social, but some people tread the line of insanity by not only talking with their mouth full, but loud and obnoxious as well. Kinda sick. Case in point: I went to this burger place the other day, having a great time having a meal I most certainly enjoy, the honored Greek dish, the Gyro. The place was almost empty, since we had gotten there at a decent time. Soon, we get stuck by the fudgepackers on their little road trip. They decide that it's only civil to sit in the booths next to us and across from us, as if the other 30 booths weren't good enough. Okay, I thought, that's fine. Nope, wouldn't you know it, as soon as they get their food, Mr. Johnny-Piss-On-The-Fire decides it's a good time to shout to the kids RIGHT NEXT TO HIM about something I shouldn't even hear about. Little dumbo ears sitting over there yells like a banshee just to make sure that my eardrums haven't already melted from the noise this kids pumping out of his throat. Why can't we just go to a place to eat and...EAT? Why do we have to be douchebags and piss everyone off around us, who are trying to eat delicate morsels of lamb meat snuggled in a bed of pita bread? Do you talk while you eat? I've got a heads up for you: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND EAT YOUR GODDAMN FOOD!!! I think they should have a voice control thing on the place where if you talk too loud, you get punched in the face by a bouncer and you have to throw all your food back up, cause frankly, I'm getting really sick of everyone's stupidity. |