| Take Your Fireworks, and shove it |
| What comes to mind when you think of the 4th of July? Fireworks, right? (if not, you're retarded) Yet, everywhere you go, fireworks are outlawed and downright illegial. WHY? That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. That's like placing us on an island of hot, naked women and saying we can't screw them. This is complete bullshit. I'm going to my brother's house a couple of weeks after the 4th for our annual party and we're gonna break the law. I say screw the system, light a firecracker and throw it in a mailbox. Throw them at the elderly, in baby carriages and in sewage pipes. Stick it to the man by lighting an M-80 and put it in the tailpipe of a police cruiser and tell them that this 4th of July, you aren't taking any crap, you are lighting your fireworks like the decent American that you are and they have to learn to like it. END OF STORY |