| What happened to Cynical US? |
| The war in Iraq poses a few questions. Like what happened to our heartless, brutal demenor? We've gotten soft on everyone. If we expect other nations to take us seriously, especially with a bumbling idiot for a president, we need to show a major amount of force on our enemies. I'm talking about taking a group of women and children out into the street and slaughtering them. Give newsmen over in the field a handgun and teach em to shoot everything that moves. Take no shit from nobody. We're not respected because we're too uptight. Too cocky. Look at ancient Rome. The greatest superpower in the world. They say Rome wasn't built in a day, and it surely wasn't conquered in one either. But over time, the commanders and armies overtook everything in what we call Europe and parts of Asia. What have we taken? Oil wells in the Middle East? That's it? Other commanders from other nations like Hannibal and Alexander took what they wanted by destroying towns and sacking villages. That is the true war. Decaptitate and ask questions later. There was a brutal attack on Iraqi civilians last year, leading to the door-to-door death of about 15 women and children, after a humvee was mysteriously destroyed in a routine patrol. The soldiers went door to door and slaughtered the people in the nearby houses and even pulled a person out of a taxi and shot him in the head. I'm not evil, folks, I just believe that a country that has been mocked, berated and spurned by numorous no-name countries should show how strong we are as a nation. I think we should go back to legions of armies, all lined up and equipped with spears and swords, massacring each other like barbarians. That would make one interesting CBS news report, huh? |