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| Man + Badge = God |
| Being a cop must be nice. It means that you can go around and do whatever the hell you feel like cause you are above the law. Sometimes you'll break the law for fun, which really pisses me off. Let me make it painfully clear to you: YOU ARE NOT ABOVE THE LAW!!! I had the fortune of being behind a cop today and he passed me, going 20 over the speed limit, and went through a red light, while not wearing a seat belt. Yet I got pulled over for not signaling a lane change. Does the ends justify the means? I'm not even a stereotypical black man and I'm getting screwed in the ass. Just cause you are a cop, you have the power to do whatever you want? That makes as much sense as Michael Jackson upgrading to teenagers. So now cops can do anything they want. They can rape the women, beat the children, and kill the elderly. Wait... why am I complaining about that? We should work together with the cops to kick animals into electical fences and push old people off cliffs and stab children with salad forks. I mean, wouldn't the world be a better place without old people, annoying kids and stupid animals? We should have supermodels as cops, that way, when we break the rules, these superhot women come search us for stuff. I wouldn't mind having a nickel bag on me, even. They would all ride pink police cruisers and wear next to nothing, cause women are sex objects, and not actually people. The next time you get pulled over, warn the cop you'll have his badge with the shit you have on them, cause soon, they'll all be OUR puppets. |