Why do people think cheating is so freaking awesome? Don't they know how many people they are pissing off with their "fun?" It's terrible to think that a lot of servers don't give two shits about anything that goes on in their games. Take Valve's protection program, the VAC system, or even more impressive yet, Bungie's awesome anti-cheating staff on Halo 2. You have to hand it to them, they find and eliminate hackers and cheaters.
Somehow, I seem to run into the most interesting people. With such names as "RaKKzoRR" and "n00bzilla" you have to wonder where they sleep at night, and why they tend to "dominate" everytime. They will come in deathmatches and kill you with a butter knife while he evades your awesome RPG. Sometimes they're skilled, but who can take ten rockets to the head and still manage to go unstoppable?
What really gets my guff is when they taunt you via chat windows while they're pissing on your corpse. They'll say stuff like "ROFL I juz PWNED u!!!1!" and "WTF wuz dat u panzy?" Am I playing with hardcore gamers or kindergarden students? I have a mouse and four keys and I'm matched against a guy that can kill, taunt, drink a Pepsi, and take a nap at the same time. I'm not playing against Johnny Do-Gooder anymore, I'm playing against Zeus. This man demands my attention and commands 72 whores to follow his graceful march with a file and a cucumber.
Everytime someone cheats, we should hire Mr. T to come over to your house and kick you in the nuts with a steel-toed boot, and he'll laugh at you and tell you to stay in school and eat your vegetables, cause Mr. T is fucking awesome. |
