| Backstreet's Back...Oh No... |
| Appearently, five years wasn't enough to keep these bastards away from my ear drums. I thought boy bands went out with HIV and Ricky Martin. (Somehow the two sound like they need to go together, too) Their sound still sucks and makes me want to stab myself in the ear with a lead pencil, until I bleed to death. Or maybe a little "euthenize" button on my keyboard. And the way girls just fawn over these guys, like their having some kind of orgasm, makes me sick. Ooh, they're super hot. So what? Get a Playgirl you dumb bitch. Ooh, they have such beautiful voices. So what? It's even more annoying when females TRY to sing the songs around me. What are they trying to prove? That I'll think they need a singing career? Do I look like a talent agent? What made the Backstreet Boys want to come back? Did they sit around in their pity and say "Hmm, I wonder if we can get them to like us with ANOTHER COMEBACK." How many comebacks do they need? It worked for only one man, and that was Micheal Jordan... the quitter. So what makes a Boy Band? Well, lets take a look: --You must be a eunich. --You must never kiss a girl. That would make you straight. --You must never let your other bandmates know you have a crush on them. --You must be gay. (But you know that by now) And yet these things keep coming up. Haven't we shunned them enough for them to crawl back into their ass-cacoon and accept the fact that singing in a falcetto voice is not working in this day and age? What must we do to stop the horror? We must protest. Everyone that wants boy bands stopped. Email me, and together we can all stop the horror that is the Backstreet Boys. |