| If you actually believe AXE will help you get laid... you're a moron. |
| I got AXE Body Wash and Tag Bodyspray to do a little test. Is it possible that maybe a smell will drive a female to tear her clothes off in the middle of traffic and dive like a linebacker into a car to get to the perfect smell? If you answered yes, then you are an idiot. The reason behind the marketing ploy is to get those loser kids that got out of high school without a girlfriend hoping to score that bitch they have their eyes on, but always gets shot down cause they are LOSERS. This test failed so bad, I'm tempted to sue for false advertising. The marketing line that Tag uses is "Consider Yourself Warned." Yes, consider yourself warned that if you expect women to frollic behind you throwing their panties at you, you will be beaten to death by the crippling pain of regret and lonliness. The next time you decide you want to make people like you by smelling like a flower bed covered in ANOTHER flower bed, shove a stick of potpourri up your ass. And if you still haven't gotten it by now, smells don't make you attractive. If you are still trying, stop now. |