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| 2- Devastatin' Dave (The Turntable Slave) Zip Zap Rap Dave almost made it to number one. Something leads me to believe that Dave never really devastated his way to the top. From the hair that looks like it was dipped in Wesson oil, the lightning bolt earring, and the outfit that was left in the dressing room of Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo, Dave had his hands full on the tables. When asked what he wanted to call this abonination, he simply said, Zip Zap Rap. Comon, how devastating is that? The yellow bar at the top says "Hear our message, say no to drugs." But I'm sure the real message is "Kick my ass, I'm carrying around an album called Zip Zap Rap." |
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| 1- Tino: Por Primera Vez This album was made because not enough people from Tino's hometown hated him. Por Primera Vez is spanish for "For the First time".- As in, for the first time, I have an excuse to wear my little sister's clothes. This looks like Fes from That 70's Show mixed in with an even gayer Ricky Martin in youth form, as if Menudo suddenly gave birth to a clum baby. It was a close race between Devastating Dave and Tino, but the element that pushed it over the edge was that Tino has his hand on his abdomen. I don't know why that triggers my gag reflex, but it does. If anyone has any idea how this album cover could get any more uncomfortable to look at, let me know. |