| The 10 Worst Album Covers Of All Time |
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| 10- 12 Top Hits Have you ever been to a party where everyone sits around looking at two retards dancing up a fever? Right, cause these parties are nothing more than a figment of the imaginations of the '50's. With songs like "Splish Splash" and "Poor Little Fool" you can further alienate yourself from society as you keep telling yourself your parents actually liked this crap. |
| 9- Joyce With the giant "I can see my house from up here" glasses and the Welcome Back Kotter haircut, I applaude the marketing genius behind this masterpiece. It's well worth the stickered 50 cents. I can see her teaching my english class now, cause apperently, her singing career died shortly after that rose in her hand. And Joyce...is that her first name? Does she even have a last name? Or is this the sound of her career being flushed down the drain? |
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| 8- The McKeithens This Praise-singing family band looks more like a gangbang foreshadowing. It's like the Brady Bunch meets a cocaine addiction. The lady in front, named Ma, looks like she forgot to position her hair lower to conceal her massive forehead. It looks like that family picture that you never wanted to see hanging above the mantle. |
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| 7- Country Church It gets worse before it gets better. In this case, it looks like a bunch of Anchorman rejects and their cock-eyed Sandy Duncan sister. The guy on the left looks a little left out, as if to say, "We weren't supposed to shave our mustashes?" The fatass on the right leads me to believe that him and the chick have a pre-existing relationship off set, which is now a back-drop of a empty farm of broken dreams. |