| Going To hell in A handbasket |
| Some people can be so stupid. Some people like to piss others off with their witty and unintelligent opinions about something. Case in point: I was playing Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas to whet my meger appetite for tasteful destruction, when I hear my girlfriend say that she'd like me to come in and have some coffee with her. That was cool, because all the biking I had been doing before was tiring me out. (Also, I had gotten this patch beforehand, thinking, "coffee? Why the hell not?") So I go inside, and what do you know? I was never so rudely interrupted by a video game sex scene since...well, ever. I rubbed my eyes in a blank attempt to see if my eyes were playing tricks on me, but nope, they were having sex. And not the kind of sex your parents had, this was freaky sex. Why did it take so long for the ESRB to recognize this? What kind of bad weed were they smoking in order to pass this over? Did Rockstar forget to tell them? We have a national crisis on our hands over in Iraq, and phony-ass lawmakers are wasting their time playing video games! Maybe we should spend more time fighting crime and terrorism than fighting a gang member with a tire iron. It's gotten to the point where they gave the game an AO rating, which stands for Adults Only. Now you can't buy or rent it in normal stores. Do I have a problem with it? Not really. I mean I beat the game, and I did what I wanted to do... so I don't care, but the fact of the matter is, we should try to market these games to the right people, and not some bullshitting 16 year old with an Oedipus Complex. In short, if Rockstar intentionally left that stuff out for the ESRB to miss, they should all be fired, like many I've heard have said. If that shit shows up again in a later GTA, ban it before it hits shelves, because it's corrupting America's youth, and apperently, it's all our faults to begin with. |